Biscuit Tin Robbery

[leefer]

According to Reuters

A BANDIT hit a PENGUIN over the head with a ClUB and made a BREAKAWAY in a TAXI.

[Samdy Gray]

They tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

this reminded of the fact the someone stole my quiche from the freezer at work!! 

[flammableBen]

Unnnnlluuuucccckkkyyyyyyyy.......


I'm having a pirate baguette.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

why would someone steal a quiche its beyond me!!! I might hand in my notice

[flammableBen]

It was probably the bloke you don't like. The one who leaves the whiney notes.

Get another quiche but stuff it with laxatives before you put it in the freezer. Leave it until someone steals it. Good times.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

this is at my full time real work the one with all the gays  - Steve the whiney note boy works at the sports centre - thats my part time fun work

[flammableBen]

ahhh right. You should still do the laxative thing though.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

I might just do some knife crime instead - bloody gayers