Mexicano Rojo
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Demasiado no es demasiado
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« on: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 20:28:05 » |
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I just rearranged the furniture in my flat and found £70 and a wrap of charlie  |
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 20:29:16 » |
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Whadda badass  |
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pumbaa
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Fartmeister
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 20:32:13 » |
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I just painted a door frame......my life rocks!
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 20:35:38 » |
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My red hot-full tilt-maximum pace-lifestyle currently involves eating a dumpling stew while watching Frasier.
It's tough work but somebody has to do it.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 20:36:54 » |
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You cunt mex. I don't even have a glass of wine and a cigarette, which means I'm drinking tea to stop me going mental.
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Arriba
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 20:45:35 » |
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nice find.my next coke binge will be on the 30th
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 20:50:58 » |
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I wish I could find £70 lying about. The first thing I pulled out from under the sofa was a train ticket from August 8th!
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 22:23:43 » |
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I knocked up a kind of fish curry thing for dinner, and within it's spicy depths i found a delicious mild soapy taste. (I think the pan must've still been sporting washing up liquid or something.) Still ate it though, was not too bad, although when i went back for seconds it seemed so obviously soapy i binned it. And my burps are now making me feel ill because they taste like fishy soap.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 22:24:37 » |
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Why that doesnt sound like a good time at all
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Things get better but they never get good
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 22:50:50 » |
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Well, perhaps not, but it was nice until seconds. In France i once washed up with shower gel because i'd ran out of washing up liquid and the shop was a 13 mile walk. I cooked later and it was fucking puke.
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flammableBen
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 22:54:34 » |
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Did you run around pretending to be a fish for a while after eating?
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Barry Scott
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 23:02:14 » |
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Did you run around pretending to be a fish for a while after eating?
Uncontrollably. |
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flammableBen
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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 23:04:12 » |
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Well played.
After I've eaten any meat and absorbed the trapped soul of the animal, I feel that it's nice to channel it's dying energy through me for a little bit, a final thanks for providing me sustenance.
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Arriba
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 23:10:11 » |
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what about vegatables?
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flammableBen
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, November 16, 2008, 23:10:55 » |
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vegetables don't have souls.
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