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« Reply #285 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 13:06:08 »

They are making a clone, part Holoway and part Boothroyd. It will be called Holloroyd.

Using clone managers we can get through twice as many managers in the same time frame we only used to be able to fit one in.

And the beauty of it is, we'll only pay them one wage. Mwhahahaha.
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« Reply #286 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 13:11:55 »

OK ... time to come out from under the bed (that's where we reds are, right!) and clear this up.

50 applicants, of which 45 are TEFers according to Jan. 7 of 50 to be interviewed, so as Jan has cleverly worked out 2 TEFers are on the shortlist. The 45 are DRS, Sonic, JFW, Fatbury and me 41 times, including several as my alter ego Boris.

Therefore it's as plain as the nose on my face to me that I have gained 2 interviews, at least one as Boris, since none of you have received the letters or phone calls that I am obviously about to receive.
  
(Sorry Tans but Toni didn't apply and she will not be chaste ... is that clear?)
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« Reply #287 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 14:18:54 »

They are making a clone, part Holoway and part Boothroyd. It will be called Holloroyd.

Using clone managers we can get through twice as many managers in the same time frame we only used to be able to fit one in.

And the beauty of it is, we'll only pay them one wage. Mwhahahaha.

Isnt holloroyd the scottish parliment.  I thought we'd done with the scotch managers?
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« Reply #288 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 14:37:41 »

wow imagine if Jason Orange was the manager - that would be A.mazing!
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« Reply #289 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 15:19:07 »

He'd certainly make the team 'shine'. 
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« Reply #290 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 16:08:04 »

We'd rule the world and maybe maybe just relight the fire of some of our stayaway fans
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« Reply #291 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 16:17:52 »

Aye, the stayaways would be back for good
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« Reply #292 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 16:20:15 »

We'd have the best lulu's in the league!
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« Reply #293 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 16:20:48 »

If Jason Orange took over as manager there's only one thing I'd do and that's pray.
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« Reply #294 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 16:22:55 »

As long as no-one forgets where he came here from i would not mind
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« Reply #295 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 16:28:46 »

That's not what he said. Try reading it again, more slowly this time, maybe

My apologies, i did read it "more slowly" this time and i understand it now.

What he said was, Pauld is a humourless donkey raping shit eater!

Cant believe i made such a mistake, sorry Smiley
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« Reply #296 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 16:32:43 »

I've heard it could be Big Ron.

Just heard this one again, apparently bringing Marcel Desailly in as his assistant.
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« Reply #297 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 16:36:02 »

As long as no-one forgets where he came here from i would not mind

nah we'll never forget that Dave.
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« Reply #298 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 16:45:28 »

If Jason Orange took over as manager there's only one thing I'd do and that's pray.

Each night?
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« Reply #299 on: Thursday, November 20, 2008, 17:10:01 »

Thinking about it, if Jason Orange decided to go for a famous basketball player as his assistant, could it be magic?
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