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« Reply #285 on: Wednesday, November 12, 2008, 22:33:54 »

Brighter than Saturday? FFS not a high bar is it? That's like being brighter than an XFactor contestant
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« Reply #286 on: Wednesday, November 12, 2008, 22:34:37 »

I didnt go to histon. i kissed herthas head. and i fingered whits.

Did whits give a loud squeal?
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« Reply #287 on: Wednesday, November 12, 2008, 22:34:54 »

Actually i've been to so many shockers recently, was it as bad as Brighton in April? Pretty sure you went to that as a comparison, that was piss poor also.
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« Reply #288 on: Wednesday, November 12, 2008, 22:36:37 »

i think we had one header on target. there was absolutely no urgency. Marshall has the touch of a rapist. Corr is a joke. Kanyuka might as well have had a brighton shirt on.

It was that bad the brighton fans were cheering at one point when we completed a pass
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« Reply #289 on: Wednesday, November 12, 2008, 22:47:08 »

It was that bad the brighton fans were cheering at one point when we completed a pass

That is fucking funny. Well it isn't but it is.
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« Reply #290 on: Wednesday, November 12, 2008, 23:26:51 »

It gets worse and worse and I'm starting to worry about when it's going to stop. Tonight was shocking. We've had 2 meaningful efforts on goal in two games and can't defend for shit. Corr does nothing but stand offside, Marshall was useless and didn't deliver into the box enough, Kanyuka was awful. The only bright spots were J Smith, Morison and Nalis in the second half. I can't remember the least time I saw us play well, or even fight and battle (wasn't at Oldham or Northampton), and we don't even look like scoring at the moment! The game was so bad we resorsted to goading the home fans queueing for food, much to the disgust of the 409 stewards and police.

Also, much thanks to Mex for letting us student types drink in his fine establishment pre-game.
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« Reply #291 on: Wednesday, November 12, 2008, 23:28:43 »

haha, that was ace...i love the johnstone paint!
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« Reply #292 on: Wednesday, November 12, 2008, 23:35:30 »

oh and the Kanyuka error was pure class...i think we'd be unlucky not to be in the top 6 if we continue to perform like that!
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« Reply #293 on: Thursday, November 13, 2008, 00:11:11 »

Oh how I am looking forward to seeing Brighton fans tomorrow, let alone players. Lucky me!

I've had more fun contracting a disease. In fact I've had more fun getting the vaccinations.

Morrison still looks like he will be class, but other than that I think I'd have got more pleasure by stuffing a meat skewer up my nose. Whatever was in central midfield was painfully laborious, the strikers got pissed off with chasing after hopeful balls humped vaguely in their direction, the defence was the usual insipid shambles with the standard idiot set piece goal just to round it all off. I'm afraid Marshall looked way short of the standard required, which I don't like saying given what's happened to him on the personal front.

But If that's the "reaction" to the Histon game give me a gun about now - then you'll see a reaction. I just don't know whether or not to shoot myself first or take out half the squad beforehand.

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« Reply #294 on: Thursday, November 13, 2008, 00:31:20 »

The whole team bar Morrison was shit. Kanyuka was to blame for the second goal and as Mex said, may as well wore a Brighton shirt. Good catching up with some old mates tonight though!

"WE'RE GONNA WIN THE LEAGUE" Wink
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« Reply #295 on: Thursday, November 13, 2008, 01:37:46 »

Give Malpas time, let him get his own players in and then lets see where we are.


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and the right back from Swansea who also doesn't play much.

Eight more and we will really be going places.
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« Reply #296 on: Thursday, November 13, 2008, 08:50:59 »

RS seemed to think Kanyuka was doing a good job, bar the two mistakes for each goal.
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« Reply #297 on: Thursday, November 13, 2008, 09:12:51 »

So in summary,Mex fingered whits and buffed hertheb's head, big Pat's signed for Brighton, Marshall has "the touch of a rapist", some would rather contract bad aids and shove scewers up their nose than watch the game, Nalis is a sexy French Gareth Whalley, Barnet are in the Champions League and we still have big Mo at the top! Interseting times!
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« Reply #298 on: Thursday, November 13, 2008, 09:17:11 »

season of the century!
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« Reply #299 on: Thursday, November 13, 2008, 10:56:13 »

That was really quite appalling.

Marshall didn't provide a threat for us and was constantly making errors. Corr couldn't win the ball in the air or hold it up or pass it - get Paynter back.

Kanyuke doesn't seem to have any awareness of what is going on around him. Timlin worked hard as did Smith but both found themselves out of position at times.

Cox got no service from midfield and looked frustrated. He was well marked by Brighton but we didn't use that to our advantage.

Can't remember JPM really getting in to the game.

Nalis was OK when he came on but didn't do anything to change the game.

We miss a decent central defender, Peacock and Paynter.

Tuaca is ace though.
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