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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:57:16 »

so much for safe sex.

seriuoslu though thats a fucker
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:05:18 »

couldnt give a monkeys if im honest, not my machine and ive had all the condoms out of it and called the police.
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:06:34 »

argh i thought u might have had to pay rent or something on it
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:07:16 »

was there much money in it at 5pm on a tuesday ? must have been an interesting lunch time if so
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:10:42 »

there was probably about 100 quid, hasnt been emptied for a while. Ive m anaged to get about 40 packets of condoms though Smiley
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:11:21 »

ripped it off the wall, took the money tray but left the condoms, must be ugly.

Probably Johnny Foreigner.
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:15:55 »

i ve made the deacon start cleaning Smiley
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:16:45 »

i ve made the deacon start cleaning Smiley

I hope you get robbed again now, you tight old cunt.
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:17:23 »

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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:24:09 »

The landlord of an old local of mine in Windsor use to have two condom machines in the gents, the squaddies use to put there money in, but no condoms ever came out (the machine was empty), not once did a squaddie ever come up to the bar and complain. He made a small fortune out of the randy sods.
The locals of course knew the machine was empty.
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:48:49 »

there was probably about 100 quid, hasnt been emptied for a while.

Johnny Cash ?
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 21:57:00 »

The landlord of an old local of mine in Windsor use to have two condom machines in the gents, the squaddies use to put there money in, but no condoms ever came out (the machine was empty), not once did a squaddie ever come up to the bar and complain. He made a small fortune out of the randy sods.
The locals of course knew the machine was empty.

They should have all got their own back by gangbanging his daughter.
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 22:16:15 »

mex was going to ask, when im back down south i'll probably live in brighton can you employ me please.

i have management experience dont you know.
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 22:26:19 »

no worries, if you fuck around i will give you a fucking kicking.
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 22:29:12 »

They should have all got their own back by gangbanging his daughter.
Bad boy, rap round the knuckles for you!!!!
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