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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 11:28:24 » |
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I once came back from work early and saw my girlfriend bent over the washing machine screaming Fuk me Fuk me and making strange noices...i flew into a rage jumped into a the car smashed that up,then plucked up the courage to ring her and call her a slut and a tart i then proceeded to her mums place to tell her what a nasty piece of work her daughter was.
She calmed me down and over a cup of tea and a digestive explained to me that her daughter was trying to pull the plug out of the washer,got electrocuted that triggered a mild asthma attack and after receiving my phone call and name calling went onto have another attack.
We never did get married.
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tans
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 11:31:29 » |
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haha
i like the way you had a digestive
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 11:31:41 » |
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Ive never done anything to get revenge on anyone - Ive never needed to. I think revenge was sufficient when said male comes crawling back only to be told where to go. Oh and throwing stones and crying outside my bedroom window didn't help his cause. So god damn amusing though  That was a longgggggggggggg time ago! |
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 11:32:36 » |
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I don't get it.
me neither
That's because you are both uncultured dullards. Of course I might have forgotten something and Jan just thought it was something else. |
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tans
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 11:33:13 » |
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should have lobbed the stones back
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leefer
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 11:38:48 » |
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Or the beatles.
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tans
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 11:40:32 » |
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I once came back from work early and saw my girlfriend bent over the washing machine screaming Fuk me Fuk me and making strange noices...i flew into a rage jumped into a the car smashed that up,then plucked up the courage to ring her and call her a slut and a tart i then proceeded to her mums place to tell her what a nasty piece of work her daughter was.
She calmed me down and over a cup of tea and a digestive explained to me that her daughter was trying to pull the plug out of the washer,got electrocuted that triggered a mild asthma attack and after receiving my phone call and name calling went onto have another attack.
We never did get married.
what did you think she was fucking though if it was only her there? the three pronged plug? |
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 11:52:27 » |
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In my single days, I had an affair with a married women six years older than me. Was ace I tell thee.
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 11:52:37 » |
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I didnt dare look!...just put 2 and 2 together and reached 5......never did fix the machine either.
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 12:12:48 » |
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Can we please stop talking about my mum like this
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 12:29:31 » |
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When i was having my affair her husband phoned me up and called me a wanker to which i replied" I would imagine that you are having more practice than me" He then threatened to kill me, i just laughed as i was boning his wife whilst taking his call.
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Sad to say, i must be on my way
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 12:36:14 » |
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When my mrs left I moved all her stuff into the garage and told her to collect it before the house sale went through. I couldn't resist having a dump in one of the bags of her clothes and had many giggle imagining her face when she opened it. The funny thing was that she didn't pick up her stuff for another 10 days so I did a couple more in different bags and boxes. I started to wonder if she was going to collect her stuff but I new sure enough when she did - not a happy girl ha ha
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:03:03 » |
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Tans your a bit an of Odd ball aren't you...
Didn't realise I'd given a ticket to a total nutter tonight. Tans you will have to sign a disclaimer before you come in, that if you are thrown out tonight for violence you just swapped seats for a better view and did not come in on my sons season ticket. |
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tans
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 13:35:59 » |
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im not a nutter. just misunderstood  dell i did pm you my number didnt i, see you later |
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dell boy
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 14:14:53 » |
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im not a nutter. just misunderstood dell i did pm you my number didnt i, see you later Yes |
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