tans
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« on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 10:21:13 » |
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My mate was telling me a story yesterday in the barbers about how a mutual friend was having an affair with a married woman. This woman had bought all this underwear from Ann Summers for their romantic liasons and left the receipts in his house, anyhow after 3 months she finished the affair. My mate decides to post the receipts in an envelope to her husband.
Their now getting divorced.
Anyhow does anyone have any decent tales of revenge on somebody?
6 years I sugared someones petrol tank after catching them shagging my mrs at the time, and kidnapped her cat and let it loose 10 miles away, dunno whether it went back or not
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janaage
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 10:31:03 » |
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Mate, why take it out on the cat? Poor little thing! Although maybe it was taken in by a friendly family and lived happily ever after, in which case good work!
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 10:31:41 » |
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your a fucking psycho
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Things get better but they never get good
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 10:32:53 » |
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After I found my mother, tortured to death by Tusken Raiders, I went into a murderous rage and slaughtered their entire village. Women, Children, everybody.
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Is this hospital called St. Croc of Shit?!
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 10:37:53 » |
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I've never really needed to...
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We made a promise we swore we'd always remember... no retreat, baby, no surrender
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tans
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 10:43:47 » |
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your a fucking psycho
cheers, had to get my own back! |
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We'll never die!
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 10:50:11 » |
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Some Gillingham fans wound me up once so I abused and injured their wives and children
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 10:53:19 » |
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Tans your a bit an of Odd ball aren't you...
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tans
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 10:53:59 » |
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nah not really, i was a bit naive then
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 11:02:37 » |
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Cunting boss promoted some young go getter above me at work, so I convinced him that the go getter knob was having an affair with his wife. He ordered the lad to be killed and smothered his wife in his sleep. After discovering his mistake, and facing arrest, he killed himself.
Good times.
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janaage
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 11:03:42 » |
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Cunting boss promoted some young go getter above me at work, so I convinced him that the go getter knob was having an affair with his wife. He ordered the lad to be killed and smothered his wife in his sleep. After discovering his mistake, and facing arrest, he killed himself.
Good times.
Ha ha, good work Ben! |
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 11:15:35 » |
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Hahahaha, releasing the cat miles away! Fuck me, tans that's the best thing I've ever read. Fucking cats. Hahahahaha.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 11:19:31 » |
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Ha ha, good work Ben!
I'm just glad someone got it. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 11:22:07 » |
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I don't get it.
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tans
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, October 21, 2008, 11:25:55 » |
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me neither
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