janaage
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« on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 11:52:08 » |
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....I put forward a man to unite the clans of STFC support. A man who could single handedly lift the fog of dispair, a man who would inject passion, enjoyment, and humour back into SN1.
A man who's appointment would make our rivals think we mean business.
I introduce Jan Aage Fjortoft.
I don't give a flying fuck that he's been out from the english leagues for a while, we could make the CG experience a fun loving one with Jan at the helm. The bloke who used to finish off every team talk (when playing for E. Frankfurt) with "as the bishop said to the nun", no more boo boys, imagine having the whole of the DRS and Arkells and TE support celebrating every goal with the aeroplane.
Yeah it's a gamble but fuck me we'd have some fun, our very own Ian Holloway style manager, here at the CG. Fitton should get on the first plane to Oslo if he does decide to replace dear Maurice, from Jan's the man to drag this club into the 21st century - money no object!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 11:56:27 » |
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janaage recommending Jan Aage. What are the odds.
Personally I'd try and get someone more experienced. But I do think he would be popular, at least at first.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 12:02:12 » |
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I'm all for it.
Joe Kinnear for assistant manager
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herthab
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 12:03:42 » |
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Joe Knnear?
Fuck off. You're a cunt. You're cunts and you can all fuck off.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 12:04:19 » |
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I think this is step 3 in the STFC Manager's Job Insecure Cycle.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 12:05:15 » |
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is it a bird? is it a plane? no...its SUPERJAN!
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 12:08:35 » |
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We could have such quotes as this.....
"Jorg Berger is such a good coach, he would have even saved the Titanic." - Jan Aage Fjortoft
Not quite in the same ball park as Mr Hollowheads quotes about pulling a woman being like a football game though!
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janaage
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 12:19:05 » |
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janaage recommending Jan Aage. What are the odds.
Personally I'd try and get someone more experienced. But I do think he would be popular, at least at first.
Bizarre isn't it? Who'd have thought? I don't care about the experience, don't care that the great one probably wouldn't be that interested but it's a dream. He'd unite the fan base and then some, think it'd create a massive buzz about the place. I'm sure AF could convince him to come back and get this club back where it belongs (okay Reg not where it belongs but back to a higher level). I would much rather we took a risk on someone like Jan, the biggest legend of the last 20 years or so, then just go for a managerial merry go round man. He'd have some good contacts via Lillestrom too, so should be good for getting decent players in. The man has an infectious personality, would be ace!!! |
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 12:20:47 » |
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Another reason to go for him, instead of the players calling him Gaffer, they could call him JAFfer,
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 12:21:45 » |
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Ive just had the Email from Podger!!
start the Facebook group then... Im in!!
It (nearly) worked for bringing SSP back!
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 12:23:08 » |
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I can't do that, as it would undermine MM authoritate! We can't be having that.
But next Town manager has to be J.A.F. or I'll be a little upset.
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 12:34:21 » |
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In my defence, I hadn't read that thread. I'm somewhat worried that my mind seems to work in a similar way to yours.......................... |
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 12:35:39 » |
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I would be very worried indeed
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 12:37:08 » |
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Joe Knnear?
Fuck off. You're a cunt. You're cunts and you can all fuck off.
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