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Fred Elliot
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« on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 10:53:57 »

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/3740709.Man_not_guilty_of_Christmas_Eve_sex___/


"In his evidence Ash claimed he had been staying at an unnamed seafront hotel in Norwich at the time of the final offence."


Oh I do like to be beside the seaside

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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 11:00:13 »

That's Norfolking close.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 11:28:51 »

Nev you're a flipping legend!!
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 14:06:33 »

Surely Norwich isn't even on the coast? Is that the point?
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 14:11:02 »

Surely Norwich isn't even on the coast? Is that the point?

You sea the point. Perhaps he meant Yarmouth.
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You have to read it out loud really, which I am sure you did several years ago.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 14:18:25 »

Surely Norwich isn't even on the coast? Is that the point?

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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 15:19:47 »

ok i get it now.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 17:12:26 »

He used that as an alibi, Norwich is nowhere near the coast - yet the jury were told this and still found him not guilty!!
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 17:26:32 »

He used that as an alibi, Norwich is nowhere near the coast - yet the jury were told this and still found him not guilty!!

of the first two offences yes.

The jury is still out on the third to which this alibi appertains

Keep up with the local news Ronnie !

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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 17:36:36 »

of the first two offences yes.

The jury is still out on the third to which this alibi appertains

Keep up with the local news Ronnie !

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I do apologise Fred!!  Seems like I must take the Bourton Gazette in future! Doh
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 19:22:15 »

Boootifull really Booootiful.
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 20:53:28 »

but was she good looking?
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 21:59:42 »

I would
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 22:01:56 »

What was Bushey Boy doing in Norwich?
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, October 9, 2008, 22:07:48 »

taking a stroll along the sea front
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