Labour did nothing to halt the fucked up idea to turn the country into a 'service' economy - you can't fit a silver Rizla between the two parties. Basically, apart from finance, we don't do fuck all and all the family silver was sold to the Krauts and Frogs to finance a select minority we lost any manufacturing base that we had. All we got left is weapons and they want to make them illegal, wings, call centres, discount retail outlets and the Royal Family (except the ginger one).
I should be celebrating the fact that banks are being nationalised and the return of Keynesian economics is imminent but somehow the fact that all these failed executives are sitting on the biggest pile of cash ever leaves the taste a bit bitter.
How much tax would I have to pay if I vote in the Lib Dems - would that be a feasible alternative - fucking hell I must be getting old.
Even more than now is probably the answer.
But dont worry. They'll be those nice new "green" taxes that fix the environment by making you poorer.
Everyone knows now that having more of your wages taken form you automatically makes trees grow and shrinks the hole in the o-zone layer without the government actually spending more on environmental polices. Its a fucking miracle I tell thee.