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« on: Monday, October 6, 2008, 23:17:06 » |
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Or is there a special Heaven for Animals?
If I go to heaven id like to think i'll meet all my Pets.But if I do meet my Pets am I likely to also meet all the Animals I have eaten? Will they be angry with me for eating them? Do people need to eat in heaven? I know they Eat Cream Cheese ive seen it on Telly but nothing has to die to make Cream Cheese so thats ok.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, October 6, 2008, 23:20:09 » |
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I don't reckon there's a heaven. I reckon there is a planet ruled by apes and you go there instead.
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, October 6, 2008, 23:20:54 » |
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What a far fetched theory.
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, October 6, 2008, 23:22:31 » |
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Careful you don't make them angry or they might eat you
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, October 6, 2008, 23:23:34 » |
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I don't believe in heaven, but if there's any reason to hope there might be, it'd be in the hope of seeing my dogs again.  |
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 08:46:08 » |
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I thought when hamsters die they go to Devon?
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 08:49:08 » |
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I think they share heaven with the humans but cats and dogs can do all the naughty stuff they love and not get told off
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 08:59:13 » |
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Is there a hell for murdering animals?....must be a fine line,i mean did the cat kill the mouse cos he was hungry or did it kill the mouse just to flip around the garden for fun!..seriously animals are everything to some people so its down to what the individual hopes and believes.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 09:02:30 » |
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I thought when hamsters die they go to Devon?
No, they are collected by Hartleys and taken to a secret factory in Holland where their little bodies are boiled up with lots of sugar and put into jars to be sold by unscrupulous Chinese shopkeepers who don't care that the teeth are left in the jars so that when people put some on their toast their mouths get cut to ribbons. The jars should carry a health warning .... "YOU CAN GET CHEWED LIPS FROM HAMSTER JAM" |
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 09:11:52 » |
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this was sent to me via e-mail today!!
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 09:13:10 » |
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This monkeys gone to heaven. I know that much.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 09:42:59 » |
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This Heaven thing is a bit tricky - I mean, do you just wander around clouds in a robe or do you get houses and stuff?
If I have a house and garden in heaven then I hope there are no cats, coz if the buggers can still crap in my flower beds it will be more like hell.
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 09:44:44 » |
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Are there booers in heaven?
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 09:46:23 » |
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Are there booers in heaven?
Impossible - it is a well known fact that your boo glands get removed at the pearly gates and re-sold at Blunsdon Market. |
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, October 7, 2008, 09:48:13 » |
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Are there booers in heaven?
Michael caine will sort them out |
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