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« on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 14:39:36 » |
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A mate of mine is a Forest fan and went down to Argyle to watch them this weekend... on his way to the ground he pulled in to refuel and noticed this big BMW in front of him with Sturrock filling up. Just as Sturrock was putting the hose pipe back in to the pump stand he began muttering a string of abusive explitive's and continued to do so as he went to pay. Turns out he had just filled his diesel BMW up with Petrol and had to leave his car their for the dealership to pick up and get a cab to the game - apparently the garage had yellow pumps for low sulphur petrol and he thought is was diesel - easy mistake I guess but everyone knows that yellow is good for nothing - just look at poxford  |
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 14:43:32 » |
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Daddy Sturrock or baby sturrock?
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DiV
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Joseph McLaughlin
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 14:44:30 » |
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MALPAS OUT!
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Jamiesfuturewife
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 14:46:06 » |
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whoopsee - clue in title  |
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Rich Pullen
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 14:46:51 » |
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MALPAS OUT!
I bet he puts in the correct petrol in his car every time. That's not the style of a good football manager. |
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 14:58:37 » |
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Surely the national standard for diesel is a black handle? Even my missus can get that one right.
Then again, maybe it was the Parkinsons.
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tans
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 15:02:49 » |
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or maybe hes a thick cunt??
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janaage
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 15:03:08 » |
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His was probably pissed.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 15:03:33 » |
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Then again, maybe it was the Parkinsons.
Nah mate it would have ended up all over the forecourt and none in the tank if that was the case |
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suttonred
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 15:10:58 » |
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And i guess never stand next to him in a urinal
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Dazzza
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 15:41:47 » |
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But do in a wanky booth!
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Sippo
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, September 30, 2008, 17:38:49 » |
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Surely the national standard for diesel is a black handle? Even my missus can get that one right.
Hasn't a supermarket, sainsbury's I think, use yellow for diesel. They class it as city diesel. |
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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SwindonTartanArmy
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, October 1, 2008, 08:39:14 » |
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Hasn't a supermarket, sainsbury's I think, use yellow for diesel. They class it as city diesel.
they do indeed. |
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Your boys took a hell of a beating!"
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pauld
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, October 1, 2008, 08:42:17 » |
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Hasn't a supermarket, sainsbury's I think, use yellow for diesel. They class it as city diesel.
Personally, I find the easiest way is to read the clearly labelled sign above the pump. |
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yeo
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, October 6, 2008, 19:52:04 » |
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One of our drivers picked up a broken down Micheal Timlin last week and he offered him free tickets.
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