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« on: Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:15:49 » |
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Do you wish to join this fantastic society?
Benefits include:
- Grant will buy you a pint after every game*
- Piemonte will not arse rape you*
- A free box of tissues for every member*
- A date with STFCbird*
- Free spirtitual guidance from the founder member and spirtual leader, me.*
*note: Benefits can be withdrawn at any time and may not actually be true. You statuatory rights are not affected. Full full details send a stamped address envelope to Mr A King, The County Ground, Swindon, SN1. In the event of Grant Smith joining Bristol City, this society will automatically be renamed The Grant Smith must die slowly and painfully association.
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:28:29 » |
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I am indeed down with that shit homie.
One question though, will the box of tissues be Kleenex for men, or some girlie crap with flowers on, not big enough to dab a shaving cut with?
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Piemonte
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:47:18 » |
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Kleenex for men. no cheap shit in this society  |
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Iffy's Onion Bhaji
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:48:11 » |
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count me in
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Kinky Tom
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:48:29 » |
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Then I'm definately in, when should I expect to not be arse raped by you?
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:49:36 » |
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Yes I want to join pleeeez
PS someone else can have my date with STFC bird as I am not that way inclined
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Piemonte
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, May 12, 2005, 11:49:43 » |
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Then I'm definately in, when should I expect to not be arse raped by you? Sometime in the next couple of days, depending on membership numbers.  |
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Piemonte
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, May 12, 2005, 12:22:17 » |
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The 3 non-members: Dont expect any lubrication. I'm going in dry! :shock: |
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, May 12, 2005, 12:31:57 » |
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Just the way i like it :shock:
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, May 12, 2005, 12:35:30 » |
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The 3 non-members: Dont expect any lubrication. I'm going in dry! :shock: The no vote lobby - Justin Tomlinson, Birdie and Grant Smith himself. |
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Piemonte
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, May 12, 2005, 12:57:47 » |
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*Mr Burns style Excellent*
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, May 12, 2005, 16:53:38 » |
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im in i guess |
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, May 12, 2005, 17:45:28 » |
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Smithy you feckin legend!
Free pints coming my way! :beers
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, May 12, 2005, 17:53:42 » |
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Stay you Scottish Cunt! You have nice hair and are vastly becoming a legend. Join Brizzle and you'll be denied the status you truly deserve - Town Ledge! And I'll buy you a pint...
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, May 12, 2005, 20:01:48 » |
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These ideas intrigue me. Tell me more of your spiritual guidance plans.
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