Joe Kinnear

[STFC4LIFE]

New short term boss at Newcastle.
Oh dear.

[Arriba]

hahahaha.mental.i'm going to have some dosh on them going down i think

[Fred Elliot]

That deserves a "lets all laugh at Newcastle" thread

[pauld]

That deserves a "lets all laugh at Newcastle" thread

I think that point was passed when it was revealed their top rescue hope is a Nigerian Consortium:

"Most Honoured Mr Ashley

We have recently come into possession of some government funds which we need to get out of the country but cannot due to civil disorder and a conspiracy against my father by secret forces. Therefore we are constantly searching for an honourable partner with which to deposit such funds and after extensive searches we believe, God willing, that your football club would be most beneficiary to our mutual wealth. Please send us the details of your football club's bank account and we will deposit said funds immediately. On completion of transaction as recognition of goodwill, you keep 10% of said funds. We look forward to your most honoured reply and all success to everyone in this legitimate business transaction

Yours

The 419 Consortium"

[Jamiesfuturewife]

 

[leefer]

Magpies are always on the lookout for silver.....fuking spent about 60 years looking for some in Newcastle.

[Dazzza]

Joe Kinnear back in the Premiership is fucking brillaint news the man's a swollen comedy ballbag.

[chalkies_shorts]

He ,looks like a fat lesbian but he did a bloody good job at Wimbledon. He's a better option than Dalglish or O'Leary. The position they are in though is laughable. Another one to add to the Cockney Mafia they so desperately want out.

[A Gent Orange]

I'm sure little Mickey Owen will be delighted to fill in the old Mick Harford role up front.

[Rich Pullen]

I was walking around the abyss that is generally known as Blyth when I overheard an old timer mentioned it to his lady. I think it was rubbish.

To be honest, Hughton didn't want the job, Ashley had to bring in someone to oversee the remainder of his tenure and there was no way he'd get a popular appointment... and there was no way he could bring Wise in for it.

I went to the Spurs game last Wednesday... they're in big trouble.

[pauld]

He ,looks like a fat lesbian

Actually he reminds me of Radovan Karodicz in his Bosnian-slaughtering heyday. Not sure which is the less flattering comparison tbh

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Looking forward to the challenge of managing Newcastle from his cell in the Hague

[tans]

This is fucking brilliant. My mate text me earlier, he is going mental

[Family at War]

Tans

Mensa came into work this afternoon and said 'guess who Newcastle's caretaker manager is' - Roy Kinnear!. There's only one Hawtin.

[leefer]

Brilliant actor was Roy Kinnear...fell of a horse and died while filming i seem to recal.

[Rich Pullen]

Ignore him Tans, he's only Jo-Kinn ear.