Nice one Nigel Bannister

[land_of_bo]

I think the best quote was "...if someone gives you a present in the car park you don't say no do you?"

[janaage]

The problem with that analogy is that I would say no.  Who the fuck would give anyone a present in a car park, and who in their right mind would accept it?  There's a time and a place for presents and "someone" giving you a gift in the middle of a car park is not one of those occasions.

[flammableBen]

Depends what it was.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

what if they tried to give you a puppy or a kitten?

[michael]

It might be a bomb!

Or the present might be from a paedo?

[janaage]

Well you wouldn't know what it was until you opened it, as they'd have wrapped it up for you, it's a present.  Therefore if a stranger came up to you bearing a wrapped gift would you accept it?  I don't think I would, I'd just think the person was a bit crazy.  I'd then get in my car and leave.

Or did he mean you wouldn't turn down someone paying for your parking in a car park?  Now that's a bit different.

[flammableBen]

what if they tried to give you a puppy or a kitten?

I'm allergic to cats and it would be irresponsible for me to take a puppy I couldn't look after properly. I don't really get the whole pet thing to be honest, so I'd probably tell whoever it was giving them to me that they'd be better off going with the sack + brick + river approach.

[flammableBen]

Well you wouldn't know what it was until you opened it, as they'd have wrapped it up for you, it's a present.  Therefore if a stranger came up to you bearing a wrapped gift would you accept it?  I don't think I would, I'd just think the person was a bit crazy.  I'd then get in my car and leave.

I think it would be depend on what sort or mood I was in. I reckon there's probably a 60% chance that such a situation will end in a rape. You've just got to weigh up the probabilities at the time.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

I'm allergic to cats and it would be irresponsible for me to take a puppy I couldn't look after properly. I don't really get the whole pet thing to be honest, so I'd probably tell whoever it was giving them to me that they'd be better off going with the sack + brick + river approach.

Oh - I feel a bit sad now 

[sonic youth]

I think it would be depend on what sort or mood I was in. I reckon there's probably a 60% chance that such a situation will end in a rape. You've just got to weigh up the probabilities at the time.

would there be evil spirits and trees involved?

[janaage]

"I reckon there's probably a 60% chance that such a situation will end in a rape"

Ha ha ha!!!!!!  Good one Ben!

[flammableBen]

Oh - I feel a bit sad now 

Would it be better if I made a dog stew and absorbed some of his puppy spirit?

You've got to remember not to eat dog's liver though.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

is it posionus?

OK I would feel slightly better about that - Im not a great lover of dogs - as long as you dont eat any cats Ill be OK

[flammableBen]

I'm no expert on the matter, but I think it contains too much vitimain A (or maybe D?) for your body to handle so all your skin starts falling off. I think I read something about some polar explorer types who fucked themselves over after eating their husky dog things.

It could just be some information I've dreamt though.

[pauld]

The problem with that analogy is that I would say no.  Who the fuck would give anyone a present in a car park, and who in their right mind would accept it?  There's a time and a place for presents and "someone" giving you a gift in the middle of a car park is not one of those occasions.

Ah, but you're not a football manager are you? Clearly a coded reference to bungs