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« on: Thursday, September 18, 2008, 21:14:24 » |
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Nope, not a new reality tv show (although I might pitch it to Channel 5).
Let's get some backstory. It's my mum's friend's birthday tomorrow. So instead of making her a big cake, my mum's made her 60 little ones. Well actually she's made 67, or "67 ish I think" is what she said.
Now if I eat too many then I'm going to get in some major trouble. I can't remember how many I've eaten, I think it's 3 or 4 but I wouldn't swear against it being 5. I think I can probably get away with one more at the moment, but then once I've eaten it I'll probably decide I can risk one more. I can't really be arsed to count them as they're all sort of heaped up at the moment. This is a spiral of inevitable doom I don't want to get locked into.
So TEF, how do I cope with this stressful scenario? If any of you have been in a similar scenario then advice would be good.
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, September 18, 2008, 21:16:12 » |
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Denial is not just a river in Egypt.
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, September 18, 2008, 21:17:16 » |
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Would she really count them all on her big day?
I think you're good for another 10 or so.
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, September 18, 2008, 21:19:17 » |
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I wouldn't put it past my mum to arrange them in a nice pattern and then decorating them, so counting isn't out of the question, even if it's in the form of laying them out in a nice pattern where 60 would be obvious.
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, September 18, 2008, 21:21:15 » |
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Your Mums lovely.
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, September 18, 2008, 21:22:11 » |
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She is.
I'm going to risk one.
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Don Rogers Shop
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, September 18, 2008, 21:28:35 » |
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Make more cakes
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flammableBen
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, September 18, 2008, 21:29:54 » |
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I might have to try and repeat the cakes for pint effort that I tried that one time.
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Don Rogers Shop
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, September 18, 2008, 21:31:58 » |
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I just seen a midget on a jetski
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, September 18, 2008, 21:36:47 » |
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I have a dilema now do i watch question time or family guy.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, September 18, 2008, 21:42:02 » |
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I was having the Question Time or Newsnight.
I'd probably go Question Time, but I've emailed a link to this thread off to the Newsnight editor, and I'm hopeful that it'll get featured at some point.
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Don Rogers Shop
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, September 18, 2008, 21:45:11 » |
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Wise decision, james khan is on newsnight at 11.35. Would you shag harriot harman ben?
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, September 18, 2008, 21:51:29 » |
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Fuck yeah.
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, September 18, 2008, 21:55:52 » |
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Prefer one of those cakes though i bet. Go on ben
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, September 18, 2008, 21:58:38 » |
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You're evil.
Although too many cakes and not enough sex could probably sum up my rather unhealthy lifestyle of the last 12 months.
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