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Question: Our worst player of the season?  (Voting closed: Monday, May 9, 2005, 21:18:38)
Slabber - 12 (35.3%)
Duke - 2 (5.9%)
Hewlett - 11 (32.4%)
Ifill - 0 (0%)
Mitchell - 0 (0%)
Gurney - 0 (0%)
Nicholas - 0 (0%)
Fallon - 2 (5.9%)
Howard - 4 (11.8%)
Igoe - 3 (8.8%)
Total Voters: 22

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Piemonte

« on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 21:18:38 »

Robbed this idea off Mr Stanley on thisis.

Feel free to offer any other selections

My top 3:

Slabber
Hewlett
Howard
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 21:22:16 »

brian howard
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 21:45:01 »

In terms of most talented but delivered the least, Howard and Igoe have that honour to themselves. As far as ineptitude goes, Slabber beats Hewlett but only just.
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 11:50:07 »

I bet is was Janaage who voted for Fallon :-))(
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:05:44 »

You know me too well Piemonte.  Basically he's been pants all year, even when people were saying "Fallon looked good in that match" no he didn't, he just looked like he was trying.  He still couldn't hit a cow's ass with a banjo.

Least Parkin scored a few when Slabber was playing.
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:27:48 »

Cant believe you can pick Fallon over Slabber on the basis that Parkin scored a few when he was in the side!

At least Fallon has actually scored himself!
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:34:29 »

Slabber only played a few matches thought it was unfair to give someone who was here only for a short period the worst player of the year award.  We only had to pay his wages for a little while.  Whilst we have been paying for the New Zealand streak of piss for a year with no return.

He also said that Britain is a country with no culture just pissed up idiots, not a great way to endear you to supporters.
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:35:31 »

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He still couldn't hit a cow's ass with a banjo.



Incorrect.  I've seen him do it several times.
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:38:15 »

What???  He hit a cow.  In that case he should be reported for that kind of thing, cow's have no defence (bit like STFC).


No, I get your point OST, but for me he just didn't impress me at all this season.  And so I voted for him.
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:40:32 »

Rory will get 20 goals next season and countless assists.  You heard it here first.
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:45:53 »

And if he does I will shake his hand when I see him in Po-na-na's, not slate him like I did the last time I saw him.
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:47:39 »

He told me he would piss on your head.

(His words not mine!)
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 12:50:07 »

That'd be a great celebration after he noses in his 20th goal of the season to send us up as Champions.  I wouldn't press charges, honest.   :beers
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 13:08:32 »

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Slabber only played a few matches thought it was unfair to give someone who was here only for a short period the worst player of the year award.  We only had to pay his wages for a little while.  Whilst we have been paying for the New Zealand streak of piss for a year with no return.

He also said that Britain is a country with no culture just pissed up idiots, not a great way to endear you to supporters.


I understand your point about Slabber not playing many games, but surley Hewlett is the obvious choice for a full time STFC player. Not that it matters because your mind is made up.
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, May 10, 2005, 13:10:28 »

Oh yeah I actually forgot about Hewlett.  The fact Pook has come in and done nothing to make me think we'll miss Hewlett speaks volumes.  Ummmmm.  I've made my choice, however I don't think I could argue with anyone who selected our ex (stick of) rock in the middle of the park.
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