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STFCBird
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« on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 12:44:05 »

please stay, I will make it more than worth your while.

Lots of love

Birdy  Crying

p.s otherwise piemonte will arse rape you.  your choice  Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 12:58:58 »

so dont u dare go to city like iv heard, or we will make sonic kiss you, while piemonte arse rapes you :evil:
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 13:12:53 »

Dear Smiffy.
We're very very sorry that Mr King was wearing rose tinted specs and left you out of the side for most of the season.

We know we can't offer you a lot but surely birdy's offer is better than what you'll get else where?

Many thanks for you super free kicks, and vital goals...
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If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit...
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 13:14:29 »

I'm lubed up and ready to go.  :twisted:

Neither of us want it to happen Grant, so just sign that contract

best regards

your future arse rapist
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 13:29:53 »

:Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick

all funny but deadly serious smithy so watch out  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 13:33:42 »

ooh he reads the forums doesn't he?

SMITHY, DON'T GO! We love you! Even Piemonte loves you now.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 13:37:57 »

Oh yeah I forgot about that.  4 months ago Piemonte wouldn't have pissed on him if he was on fire.  Now he wants to shoot his loads up his bum, what a turn around in fortunes for young GS.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 13:40:01 »

probably not this one though, that would be just typical. he would miss out on my very tempting offer I would do anything he wanted if he stayed.   Cheesy

(hope I haven't scared him off  :Ride On Fatbury's Lovestick )
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 13:45:04 »

I'm sure he reads this forum, after all this is where the real fans are.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 13:50:46 »

I hope he doesn't or he will be running scared now, he thinks piemonte is gonna
bum bomb him  Cheesy

I love your avatar by the way sonic
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 14:03:42 »

mrs spacey inspired me  Cool
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 14:20:46 »

how is that one then sy??!!!
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 15:39:57 »

Bird, Can you possibly tell us all exactly how you'll make it worth his while? In graphic detail!   I'll make it worth your while.
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 16:00:53 »

Dear Grant,

If you stay, I will buy you several pints.

Your oldest ally and fan,
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, May 9, 2005, 16:29:56 »

Part of me actually wants him to go, to show King up for being an idiot. Smithy should have been playing in the middle of the park from the word go

Obviously I want him to stay because since he's come into the team hes been excellent and has scored some good quality goals
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