Ive been to most home matches this year but if you were to ask me something that had happened during them I wouldnt be able to answer(even the ones I was sober at)
I have a goldfish memory when it comes to football.
Same here and I'm never drunk at football. Although I did get considerably merry on two pints at the weekend

where you hammered on sat? just waiting for you to start getting verbal and throwing chairs around, only a matter of time!