It's what marriage is all about.
Best post-marriage/football thing I heard.
I remember going to Bournemouth with a pal about 4 years ago and at Half Time the announcer said something along the lines of....
"for the attention of Mr. A. Smith, congratulations on your weddding last month, your wife has been contacted us to say that your tea will be ready for Match of the Day when you get back from the pub."
He got a standing ovation.
