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« on: Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:32:15 »

I was on the local field about half an hour ago and these two big women started flashing their tits in front of me and my mates. :shock:
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:40:21 »

When you say big....how big?
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:42:51 »

more than a handfull?
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:44:40 »

Massive. If it was a fit young ladie, I wouldn't be here now.
Sumo fits these women best.
Anyone here like a bit of beef on the bone?
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:46:13 »

I can think of more horrible things.

     Photos would have been good BP.
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:49:41 »

You should have phoned the police and got them arrested for flashing Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:50:18 »

Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Photos would have been good BP.


Photos would not have been good.
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:52:42 »

You can have a lot of fun with fat birds.....I'm not talking dangerously overweight here but large ladies.
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« Reply #8 on: Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:52:50 »

Quote from: "Yeovil Red"
You should have phoned the police and got them arrested for flashing Soapy Tit Wank

I rather promote women flashing  Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:53:23 »

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You can have a lot of fun with fat birds.....I'm not talking dangerously overweight here but large ladies.

I think you got a story to tell. go on.
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« Reply #10 on: Sunday, May 8, 2005, 20:55:56 »

Pippy every man should have at least 1 fat bird story.
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« Reply #11 on: Sunday, May 8, 2005, 21:01:27 »

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Pippy every man should have at least 1 fat bird story.

I did go out with one once. Years ago, But I didn't go the full way with her.
And I am glad.  Wink
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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« Reply #12 on: Sunday, May 8, 2005, 21:01:43 »

Go on the Yeovil
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« Reply #13 on: Sunday, May 8, 2005, 21:05:27 »

I haven't got one.

Well I have but its only the usual too much booze and how the hell did that get there story.
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« Reply #14 on: Sunday, May 8, 2005, 21:14:01 »

My work boss told me a story the other day. He was working in Turkey and he and his pals got drunk one night, he woke up in a someone's bed the next day and seen a nice woman next to him. He went to shower and she follow soon after.
While he was washing this women drop her towel and he notice that she/he had a penis.
He flip and rushed out her place. True stroy he still embarassed  Oops about it.
He told me nothing went on? I not sure I believe that.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

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