The western terrace,Yorkshire

[larwood]

I was in the Western terrace for the test on Sunday,i was expecting it to be mad but by my sanctified aunt it was far worse than that! I'm talking men dressed as women [one as pamela anderson,how the hell he went to the loo i dread to imagine  ] and tonnes of other assorted costumes.Men stripping off for no reason,throwing shoes and other clothing about,pitch invasions [one woman got right to the wicket!] and just loads of utter lunacy all designed to upset the stewards  Basically it was like a load of stag do's had turned up for a day out at T' cricket.

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We had a bunch of cavemen sat in front of us,they'd been drinking since eight,the one sat in front of me was so much of a caveman he had no pants on  Never have i had the pleasure of seeing a mans horrid hairy arse at a sporting event before,think it will haunt me forever.They were a good laugh though,certainly kept us entertained throughout the day.Would be great to go for the Ashes next year,i can imagine all the stick the convicts would get,it would be ace!

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I'm at the Rose bowl for the 20/20 final Saturday,is going to be a lot more sedate than up in Leeds i expect 

[Batch]

So did you enjoy it then?

[Bogus Dave]

tms certainly werent impressed. old boycott sounded as if he may clip 'em round the earhole himself at one stage

[larwood]

I did enjoy it,inspite of being stone cold sober and getting a bit upset at the hairy arse sighting it was a very fun day out Would like to go back again next year for sure,but as its the ashes think its unlikely!

Have to say it would be a rather unpleasant if for instance you had kids or your gran with you  In fact one poor old dear had a flip flop in the face,she got on with it to be fair to her

[Lumps]

TMS mentioned that the stewards always hold bak a hundred or so seats elsewhere in the ground on TM days to relocate people who have inadvertently bought tickets in the madhouse that is the Western terrace without realising what the atmosphere is like in there.

[strooood]

isnt that dave lucien sanchez blackcurrant infront of you?

[LucienSanchez]

Haha, it could be... not quite fat enough!

[larwood]

TMS mentioned that the stewards always hold bak a hundred or so seats elsewhere in the ground on TM days to relocate people who have inadvertently bought tickets in the madhouse that is the Western terrace without realising what the atmosphere is like in there.

Sounds like a good idea to me.If you go expecting a quiet day out at the test sat in the Western terrace you ain't going to get it  Basically the people in there watch each other to see what craziness is going on and don't bother with the cricket,maybe its different when England are playing ok though.

Sadly the cave man isn't Dave. If you look closely at the blokes back you can see the picture of his knob he drew on his back....just like being in Lascaux cave isn't it

[Spencer_White]

isnt that dave lucien sanchez blackcurrant infront of you?

I doubt it. But see the drawing on that blokes shoulder blade? Thats his penis.