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fatbury

« on: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 09:50:24 »

Has signed for Ebbsfleet United!! YAY! Banana
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 09:53:39 »

A match made in heaven Bye
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 10:07:47 »

Fatters told the Ebsfleet board that Ricky was the next Thierry Henry.
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fatbury

« Reply #3 on: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 10:10:25 »

to be fair to Ricky - I think he could be a very good player at conference level - he even had the odd really good game for us .. consistency was his main problem .. OH and scoring goals ..
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 10:14:16 »

Cow's arse... banjo... couldn't hit...
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 10:27:02 »

what game was it when he was through 1-on-1 with the keeper, at the townend, and he just scuffed the shot straight at the keeper?ebsfleet should get onionbhaji too Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 10:41:50 »

The cross he scored from down the SB end is my memory of Ricky. 

Its a shame he had virtually fuck all ability as he was an excellent athlete
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 11:02:09 »

his touch was one of the worst i've ever seen on a pro footballer.
kids aged 10 have a better one
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 12:09:18 »

In other news...  Aaron Browns brother lives in Calne!! in the flat under my mate from works!

just a random snippet for you all
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 12:48:08 »

what game was it when he was through 1-on-1 with the keeper, at the townend, and he just scuffed the shot straight at the keeper?ebsfleet should get onionbhaji too Cheesy

Game against Franchise when we lost 1-0 despite dominating.
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 13:08:24 »

i think i have a better touch than ricky shakes and i have the touch of an anal rapist
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 16:44:28 »

I think you would be hard pushed to find anyone on this forum with a touch equal to, or worse than Ricky Shakes.

One of the worst footballers I have ever seen in my life and I'm surprised he's still making a career out of it.
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 17:17:59 »

The cross he scored from down the SB end is my memory of Ricky. 

Its a shame he had virtually fuck all ability as he was an excellent athlete

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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 19:49:52 »

what game was it when he was through 1-on-1 with the keeper, at the townend, and he just scuffed the shot straight at the keeper?ebsfleet should get onionbhaji too Cheesy

That goal basically got us relegated. I think we would have survived if he had converted that one on one. Against McScum as well. Judders.

Utter utter rubbish. Should never have got near a Town shirt.
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Rich Pullen

« Reply #14 on: Thursday, July 10, 2008, 19:52:44 »

He's a home movie wannabe B-Boy first > Footballer second.
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