Gatecrasher in Swindon Saturday

[Reg Smeeton]

I always had you down as more of a "old town flashy bar dancing with the ladies" type of man Reg 

 Darts and dancing are not mutually exclusive JFW..... some women like to do both

[Jamiesfuturewife]

If I threw a dart it would inevitably end up in someones eye - Im terribly clumsy

I currently have arms like Amy Winehouse - a huge burn from the iron - another from hair straightners and I knife crimed my finger yesterday whilst cutting bread

best leave darts to boys I say

[Reg Smeeton]

If I threw a dart it would inevitably end up in someones eye - Im terribly clumsy

I currently have arms like Amy Winehouse - a huge burn from the iron - another from hair straightners and I knife crimed my finger yesterday whilst cutting bread

best leave darts to boys I say

 I could teach you how to throw darts in no time    sports psychology innit.

[Simon Pieman]

I reckon you could do some quality self harming with some darts JFW

[axs]

I reckon you could do some quality self harming with some darts JFW

and most likely some quality 'other harming' too

[Simon Pieman]

and most likely some quality 'other harming' too

Nah, if she's aspiring to Wineshouse, it'll be her bloke who does the other harming.