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The Mrs is pregnant with our first kid absoloutely delighted can't wait
Probably lucky at the moment she is not being sick with 'morning' sickness just keeps moaning at me that she feels sick and blaming me.....
So anyone got any tips for me then for my upcoming fatherhood ?
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Samdy Gray
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, June 30, 2008, 07:47:24 » |
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Yeah, stop calling everybody a cunt  Probably won't go down too well in front of the little one. |
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, June 30, 2008, 07:47:34 » |
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aye, get a nice thick leather belt.....  |
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, June 30, 2008, 08:00:01 » |
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Congrats.
Firstly it's clearly your Mrs fault for saying yes. She should have played the headache card.
Secondly, don't hold your baby over your head while lying on a sofa. Particularly if the have eaten less than 30 minutes previous. And definitely not while making a "weeeeeee" sound whilst jiggling him/her up and down, no matter how much baby is smiling. A mouth full of baby sick is not recommend
Thirdly there is no instruction manual for babies. Mother nature didn't think that one through. But all the worries of sleepless nights, dirty nappies, etc, etc aren't as bad as you'd think. You get through it.
Lastly, enjoy it. When they say time flies they mean it.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, June 30, 2008, 09:43:59 » |
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Yeah, stop calling everybody a cunt Probably won't go down too well in front of the little one. In all fairness, I think it was only me he was calling a cunt all afternoon. Like I said, the moody fucker aint getting any now is he ! |
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, June 30, 2008, 09:49:36 » |
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It didn't help with you rubbing it in either |
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, June 30, 2008, 09:52:07 » |
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, June 30, 2008, 10:16:56 » |
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Only tips i can give are, choose the side of the bed furthest from the door, and never be afraid to "play possum" when they wake up at 3am.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, June 30, 2008, 10:26:27 » |
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The Mrs is pregnant with our first kid absoloutely delighted can't wait
Probably lucky at the moment she is not being sick with 'morning' sickness just keeps moaning at me that she feels sick and blaming me.....
So anyone got any tips for me then for my upcoming fatherhood ? Yep....save up some money, kids are mighty expensive. Be prepared for your life never being the same again.... |
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, June 30, 2008, 10:34:08 » |
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what reg said.plus having kids is the best thing that will ever happen to you.just hope it doesn't wreck your sex life
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, June 30, 2008, 10:37:45 » |
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what reg said.plus having kids is the best thing that will ever happen to you.just hope it doesn't wreck your sex life Is this the voice of experience? |
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, June 30, 2008, 10:41:40 » |
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what reg said.plus having kids is the best thing that will ever happen to you.just hope it doesn't wreck your sex life Is this the voice of experience? yep.but it improved and is probably better than it ever was. |
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, June 30, 2008, 10:54:19 » |
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what reg said.plus having kids is the best thing that will ever happen to you.just hope it doesn't wreck your sex life Is this the voice of experience? yep.but it improved and is probably better than it ever was. Think it's a bit inevitable that the whole period of time involving pregnancy, the consequences of child birth and being a new mother, take a physical toll on a woman, which is why I'd recommend to a fella that he puts himself about a bit and doesn't take on fatherhood until at least late 20's or even as in my case early 30's |
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, June 30, 2008, 11:02:14 » |
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i was a dad at 21 and my mrs had just turned 19.we had only been together a few months and it was tough for a while.but we are still together.our kids are growing up fast, and we are still both young and have a fantasic social life and active kids.
there are benefits and pit falls to whatever age you have children i reckon
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, June 30, 2008, 11:09:40 » |
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Being a Father is the best thing in the entire world !
FACT !
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