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Reg Smeeton
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« on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 18:29:14 »

....why oh why do the BBC employ so called experts on football who actually know fuck all about it?   Just listening to 5 live, and as you'd expect for our league's PO at Leeds, they're discussing ManUre.

   Ingham..... I think to Stan Colleymore.   "Stan some are saying this United side is the greatest ever....but I think the treble winning side must be in with a shout."  

    Stan.....has to be the treble winning side for me Mike ," Cantona, what a player, Pallister and Bruce...Kanchelskis and Mark Hughes..."
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 18:32:29 »

They should get Arthur Hunt to commentate instead
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 18:34:43 »

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They should get Arthur Hunt to commentate instead


 I bet Arthur would know the main principals of ManUre's fluke against Bayern were Ronny Johnsen and Jesper Blomquist.
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 18:40:01 »

Agreed Reginald.  

Collywobbles really is a waste of a skin.  Pissed all of that talent away did the shitter on Osasuna in Spain after then was arrogant enough to say last season that he could still cut it in the top flight.

Dogging, wife beating and shagging Ulrika the man has no shame and how the Beeb can justify employing him is madness.

There was a classic letter printed with all of the readers shite in some lower shelf excuse for porn where he was touting for a column featuring him travelling all over the world and writing up his experiences.
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 18:47:23 »

Are you seriously telling me that you would not kick fuck out of ulrika
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 18:57:06 »

Its not just Stan though....Alan fucking Shearer does my head in.

    How I pine for the days of  The Panel of the 1970 WC....Derek Dougan, Bob McNab, Paddy Crerand and Malcolm Allison.

    Allison used to sit with a short one on the table and a fat cigar on the go.....McNab had a little bell to ring, if he wanted to say anything, to shut The Doog and Big Mal up.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 19:00:00 »

Does anyone else find it quite amusing how all the pundits on Gillette Soccer Special fight over each other just to describe how amazingly close someone has come to scoring?

I do.
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 19:00:44 »

I dont
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 19:04:38 »

To be fair I should probably lay off the Nitrous Oxide before I watch those sorts of shows.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 20:01:24 »

All they ever seem to do is cuss managers should have done this, shuold have done that. ye boys, thats why your in the studio
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 20:08:18 »

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All they ever seem to do is cuss managers should have done this, shuold have done that. ye boys, thats why your in the studio


 Think it should be compulsory, for ex players to have at least some experience of management, before they do punditry.....Jamie Redknapp, for example, what's he all about?

 I rate Roberto Martinez,  and Gus Poyet, both of whom crop up on Spanish football on Sky.
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 20:22:25 »

It was a good point until you mentioned Paddy Crerand.
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 20:23:36 »

i think in general radio 5 have the best commentary and punditry in both telly and radio. Theres plenty worse than collymore..
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, May 12, 2008, 20:27:29 »

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It was a good point until you mentioned Paddy Crerand.


 You have to understand Paddy was cutting edge in 1970.

 I think back fondly to the great Joe Mercer who did the 66 WC and really had problems with names....so Pele was Peelee and Eusebio was Oosabeo.

 The North Korean side was quite rightly beyond him...
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, May 13, 2008, 11:31:38 »

As far as "rants" go Mr Smeeton, that was pretty fucking feeble. Far too much justification and reason to constitute a rant.
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