STFC Transfer Rumours

[Trashbat?]

Simon Church has signed for Charlton.

[Bob's Orange]

Simon Church has signed for Charlton.

Going by what my Reading supporting friend emailed to me recently, I'm glad.

'The hilarious Simon Church has left on a free early which was far too expensive. It’s funny. In my all my time I haven’t seen a finisher as good as Le Fondre. Natural. Not particularly quick. Poor on defensive duties and hasn’t passed since the 90’s I think his finishing is quality. Not even Trevor Morley comes close. However, Church, or Cruch as I referred to him is someone who clearly had a dad working at a club (Geoff Chappel) and got in that way. Otherwise he’d have been in a Welsh Take That or working on the butchers counter for Morrisons Cardiff. Glad he went. We offloaded a ton of players. Harte, Shorey, Tabb. I hope Gorkss has gone because he reminded me of the geek who played football at school who could never play football but tried anyway. Turned like an LDV van and was just as quick off the mark.'
 

[china red]

Going by what my Reading supporting friend emailed to me recently, I'm glad.

'The hilarious Simon Church has left on a free early which was far too expensive. It’s funny. In my all my time I haven’t seen a finisher as good as Le Fondre. Natural. Not particularly quick. Poor on defensive duties and hasn’t passed since the 90’s I think his finishing is quality. Not even Trevor Morley comes close. However, Church, or Cruch as I referred to him is someone who clearly had a dad working at a club (Geoff Chappel) and got in that way. Otherwise he’d have been in a Welsh Take That or working on the butchers counter for Morrisons Cardiff. Glad he went. We offloaded a ton of players. Harte, Shorey, Tabb. I hope Gorkss has gone because he reminded me of the geek who played football at school who could never play football but tried anyway. Turned like an LDV van and was just as quick off the mark.'
 

Reading are just bitter he signed for a bigger club.

[Dr Pierre Chang]

The Church move will not happen, fact!  Chang told me he was going to Championship club when I posted that we were in for him weeks ago.

 

[sonicyouth]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/23536425

it could be worse, at least we're not having to resort to signing members of boybands to fill squad places

[Dr Pierre Chang]

He'd probably be more use than Agombar going off what I heard of his performance the other night.

[Benzel]

He'd probably be more use than Agombar going off what I heard of his performance the other night.

The other night at Ciren where he gradually improved throughout the half?

[Benzel]

Matt Taylor signs for Bradford.

[Berniman]

 

Congrats, you were bound to get one right sooner or later..  How's the Roberts transfer coming along?

[singingiiiffy]

Out of interest...how many has Chang got right now? Either he is very lucky or knows a bit

[jayohaitchenn]

about 6 out of 9000

[Dr Pierre Chang]

Ah the old 'bound to get one right sooner or later'. Heard that quite a few times on here now!

[sonicyouth]

Ah the old 'bound to get one right sooner or later'. Heard that quite a few times on here now!

What about the line 'a stopped clock is right twice a day'?

[Baggins]

How about "he'll grow up and get a life one day"?  Or the under-rated "fuck off you smug cunt"?

[Berniman]

Ok so I said we were interested in Church and you said "1st i've heard, he'll end up at a championship side"

From what I am lead to believe from more knowledgeable posters on here, we were in for church, so I was right, and you were wrong.  The fact that we were in for him means that you are not really ITK and because he signed for a championship club just means that you managed to get a 1 in 4 chance right, or really 50/50 chance right because he was never going to sign for a Prem/Lge 2 club. 

So congratulations on getting that 50/50 chance right.  Now back to the question that you have been dodging for weeks, where is Roberts Mr ITK?

The only rumours you get right are the ones that my dog could take a punt on win, the same as many others on here. The difference is you spout off when you do manage to pull one out of the bag like you are some sort of credible source.  You are as credible as the football rumours site.

Mug.