Filter Lanes

[Samdy Gray]

Is it me, or are people who don't let you filter in FUCKING CUNTS?!

Some dappy bint didn't want to let me in, so I wind down the window to have a word a politely remind her it's a filter lane, or to that effect. She replies with "we've all had to queue, so should you".

WTF?! It's what filter lanes are designed for. In the end, she still didn't let me in and to top it off she was a fucking Tory (the window proudly stuck in her back window said so).

RAGE!!!   :twisted:

[jim]

Is it me, or are people who don't let you filter in FUCKING CUNTS?!

Some dappy bint didn't want to let me in, so I wind down the window to have a word a politely remind her it's a filter lane, or to that effect. She replies with "we've all had to queue, so should you".

WTF?! It's what filter lanes are designed for. In the end, she still didn't let me in and to top it off she was a fucking Tory (the window proudly stuck in her back window said so).

RAGE!!!   :twisted:

But 'filter' doesnt mean 'rip down the oustide and try to force your way in', it means think, plan and merge earlier.

if everyone did that there wouldnt be as much congestion at the filter.

[janaage]

Spot on Jim, I hate the wankers that fly down the closing lane on the Motorway then try to push in, fuck 'em, I don't let the impatient bastards in.

If it was a genuine filter lane then I can see where you're coming from, but on Thamesdown drive the kj's who use the third lane at the traffic lights to try and push in front are aholes too, never let them in either.

[leefer]

Sorry Samdy.....YOUR WRONG!!!!...as a lorry driver i see it all,theres no such thing as a filter lane,basicly i just pull over into the filtet and let the morons seeth behind me cos they cant push in,the fact she wouldnt let you in is probably because she was there before you!

[dell boy]

I'm one of those idiots who come racing up the outside lane of the filter lanes, it saves you so much time and you always get in. You get a bit of arm waving but what the hell it gets me home earlier.

[Samdy Gray]

I'm one of those idiots who come racing up the outside lane of the filter lanes, it saves you so much time and you always get in. You get a bit of arm waving but what the hell it gets me home earlier.

Exactly. They're there for a purpose. I don't cut people up, I slow down and pull across, it's just you get some idiots who are hellbent on not letting you in because they've had to queue longer than you.

[janaage]

So you are the kind of driver that creates the queues on the motorway, great, cheers.

Next you'll be moaning about people who use the inside lane of the motorway, and then the overtaking lanes when required, instead of sitting in the middle lane for miles and miles.

[JPC82]

I'm one of those idiots who come racing up the outside lane of the filter lanes, it saves you so much time and you always get in. You get a bit of arm waving but what the hell it gets me home earlier.

Exactly. They're there for a purpose. I don't cut people up, I slow down and pull across, it's just you get some idiots who are hellbent on not letting you in because they've had to queue longer than you.

which you use incorrectly

[Samdy Gray]

Why am I using them incorrectly?

[myxo]

Tarmac is there to be filled.

What really freaks me out is the roundabout on the Wootton Bassett road (turn left to go up Old Town hill past the Esso garage, right to Bassett & the railway bridge). It clearly designates both the right and middle lanes for turning right, yet nobody, ever, uses the middle lane, apart from me naturally. Why the fuck don't people use that lane? It'd reduce the queue by exactly half, thankfully they don't though as it saves me 2 minutes each and every day. Minicab drivers try killing me for daring to use said middle lane, I also had one geezer informing me that he wanted to slit my throat too, rather harsh i thought

[lebowski]

Should have dragged her out of the car and wacked the nut on her.

She'll let you in next time.

[BANGKOK RED]

Meh,

You should try driving in Bangkok, theres some REAL road rage material here.

[DMR]

I'm one of those idiots who come racing up the outside lane of the filter lanes, it saves you so much time and you always get in. You get a bit of arm waving but what the hell it gets me home earlier.

Exactly. They're there for a purpose. I don't cut people up, I slow down and pull across, it's just you get some idiots who are hellbent on not letting you in because they've had to queue longer than you.

Yeah and I'm one of of them, if some cunt thinks they're too good to wait like anyone else they can piss off if they think I'm letting them in.

[Sippo]

I NEVER let people in.  :twisted:

[Sussex]

Me neither, just look straight ahead and pretend they're not there!