Whits
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« on: Thursday, April 28, 2005, 18:32:13 » |
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i've started to think i spend far to much time working @ work so i'm looking for ideas on how to waste time  1. Take a dump, nothing like getting paid for doing that  2. steal stuff from the stationary cupboard - i've got 4 staplers, 18 pads of post it notes in the last 2 days. I also have enough rulers to supply a small primary school. please add :twisted: |
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Plays in midfield and his name is Tommy Miller,
signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
first touch is average but his second is a killer,
heeeeeey Tommy Miller!
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Panda Paws
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« Reply #1 on: Thursday, April 28, 2005, 18:37:10 » |
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Taking a dump is top class time wasting ...
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #2 on: Thursday, April 28, 2005, 18:49:36 » |
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can I have some post-it notes?
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #3 on: Thursday, April 28, 2005, 18:53:35 » |
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Whits you should donate the post it notes to STFC, I'm not sure we've fully recovered from the 2002 post it note crisis....no questions asked about their origin  |
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« Reply #4 on: Thursday, April 28, 2005, 19:00:20 » |
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Simple formula carry a white sheet of A4 around desk to desk at a pace chat away inbetween, you like one busy mofo. |
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Amir
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« Reply #5 on: Thursday, April 28, 2005, 19:12:16 » |
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I've only ever done one office job, I used to hide behind boxes in the warehouse reading the paper. Also, I've never played so much solitare in my life. I'd go mad if I worked in an office.
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yeo
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« Reply #6 on: Thursday, April 28, 2005, 19:17:24 » |
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My job is to mostly about wasting time.
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« Reply #7 on: Thursday, April 28, 2005, 19:19:21 » |
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Haven't you got a playstation/dvd and the like at work though, yeovil? That doesn't sound half bad.
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yeo
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« Reply #8 on: Thursday, April 28, 2005, 19:21:33 » |
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I sometimes take the PS in and I borrow one of those portable DVD things as well.Its still boring though.
spose it could be worse.
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« Reply #9 on: Thursday, April 28, 2005, 19:22:53 » |
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Taking a dump is top class time wasting ... Yep, 20 mins of paper reading joy in work time. |
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Piemonte
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« Reply #10 on: Thursday, April 28, 2005, 20:18:19 » |
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Did anyone ever see the poo timer?
It was a tiny program that you downloaded then imput your salary and working hours into.
Press a button before you head for a dump and hey presto, it tells you how much you earnt for your shit.
Fucking classic.
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #11 on: Thursday, April 28, 2005, 20:27:30 » |
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Did anyone ever see the poo timer?
It was a tiny program that you downloaded then imput your salary and working hours into.
Press a button before you head for a dump and hey presto, it tells you how much you earnt for your shit.
Fucking classic. this one? http://www.mrceri.co.uk/salarytimer/Default.aspx |
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Piemonte
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« Reply #12 on: Thursday, April 28, 2005, 20:42:31 » |
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Yes that one! just emailed it to myself at work. We need to be having a poo value cometition tomorrow |
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« Reply #13 on: Thursday, April 28, 2005, 21:15:07 » |
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I used to work with a special needs child in a childrens home. If I was feeling a bit tired or hungover I used to triple his medication so that he would go to sleep. He once slept for 37 hours and then was awake continuously for the next 42 hours. During the last world cup I did this quite a lot so that I could watch the football at work. Noone was ever suspicious because he had a sleep disorder anyway. And I am considered a moral and trustworthy person.
People might think I made that up but didnt.
Another good one is every time you have a cup of tea fill the kettle up full so that it takes longer to boil.
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sonicyouth
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« Reply #14 on: Thursday, April 28, 2005, 21:30:41 » |
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mickey rules |
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