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« Reply #15 on: Saturday, April 12, 2008, 20:17:34 »

i dropped 24 jars of jam once. that made a mess.
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« Reply #16 on: Saturday, April 12, 2008, 20:18:55 »

Soapy Tit Wank Fucking hell!! I've dropped 4 bottles of schloer (sp) once. I wasn't mr popular for doing that!
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« Reply #17 on: Saturday, April 12, 2008, 20:19:38 »

i was trying to carry about 10 packs of 6 and some of them fell off  Oops
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« Reply #18 on: Saturday, April 12, 2008, 20:21:16 »

dozy fucker. Did you have to get out the old sawdust to clean it all up?
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« Reply #19 on: Saturday, April 12, 2008, 20:22:42 »

When I worked in a supermarket, I used to like making stacks out of bags of sugar....you'd have maybe 20 odd bags in a pack, then could make towers out of them.

   I suspect back in 1970, people used more sugar, than now...industrial amounts.
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« Reply #20 on: Saturday, April 12, 2008, 20:58:16 »

Going back to the original question.

I could easily rant all night about restaurants that serve fresh bread before a meal, with a nob of ROCK HARD butter that is impossible to spread.

And also ordering a pot of Tea, served with coffee mate instead of milk FFS, although maybe that's a Thai thing.

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« Reply #21 on: Saturday, April 12, 2008, 20:59:57 »

whats coffee mate?
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« Reply #22 on: Saturday, April 12, 2008, 21:03:39 »

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whats coffee mate?


its a drink usually served piping mate
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« Reply #23 on: Saturday, April 12, 2008, 21:04:40 »

Cheesy I was waiting for that sort of reply
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« Reply #24 on: Saturday, April 12, 2008, 21:05:18 »

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whats coffee mate?


It is a stimulative beverage made from the cocoa bean mate.
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« Reply #25 on: Saturday, April 12, 2008, 21:06:34 »

Quote from: "BANGKOK RED"
Quote from: "STFC dave"
whats coffee mate?


It is a stimulative beverage made from the cocoa bean mate.


Cocoa bean? That would be hot chocolate surely
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« Reply #26 on: Saturday, April 12, 2008, 21:09:28 »

Bob's orange beat me to it, but there have been many occassions where I have confused the fuck out of the locals I can tell thee.

I still take great amusement from asking a Thai Burger King staff for a Cheese Burger without cheese..... It is still just as entertaining as he first time that I asked.
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« Reply #27 on: Saturday, April 12, 2008, 21:11:40 »

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Quote from: "STFC dave"
whats coffee mate?


It is a stimulative beverage made from the cocoa bean mate.


Cocoa bean? That would be hot chocolate surely


Errrr, I dunno what happened there, I can't even use a typo as an excuse.
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« Reply #28 on: Saturday, April 12, 2008, 21:11:56 »

haha i asked for a cheeseless cheeseburger once. The bloke looked at me like i was some sort of mongloid retard.
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« Reply #29 on: Sunday, April 13, 2008, 10:18:33 »

there's something brilliantly ironic about calling someone else a mongoloid and mis-spelling it.  Cheesy
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