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« on: Wednesday, April 27, 2005, 21:48:47 »

Who should he kill?

Should he take out whole bands or just lead singers?

Will he kill them with a frying pan like his lookalike Ade Edmunson?

So far the kids have voted for ------------

Chris Martin and some gawky looking Razorlight guy.

We need a plan so Kinky Tom wont get nicked and ponce breath Coldplay guy suffers a painfull death. Cool
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, April 27, 2005, 21:50:49 »

It has to be the intolerable big-mouth 'better than Dylan' cunt from Razorlight. Chris Martin is annoying, but he's not as much of a cunt as Johnny Borrell  :x
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, April 27, 2005, 21:51:46 »

yeovil red (or can i call you jamie) why have you got a cricket lad on your aviator? I keep thinking your some bore like boeta or cricketfan2004. Change it to something quirky
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, April 27, 2005, 21:52:19 »

Tom is skilled in the art of murder,he can kill many Cool
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, April 27, 2005, 21:52:32 »

I could take out Pete Doherty, at least no-one would care.
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, April 27, 2005, 21:52:38 »

kill this bloke if hes there:



ZUTONS star Sean Payne says he is looking forward to playing at Glastonbury in June – but can’t understand why Kylie Minogue is one of the headline acts.

The Liverpudlian drummer says he loves performing at the massive summer music festival but thinks the Aussie pop princess is doing it for all the wrong reasons.

He told us: "I don’t get it really. It’s weird they have got quite a lot of pop style acts.

"I suppose Robbie Williams has played there before but I don’t really think Kylie should be there.

"She’s not suitable for festivals. She can do her own big gigs. I think maybe she is just after a bit of credibility really.

"It could also be a funny thing for students. You know where its crap but they actually think it’s funny. Ironically funny.

"It might be that she is there because she has a massive gay following and loads of gays might go there."

The Zutons - who have an infectious blend of jazz, soul, funk and country – will be playing Carling Live 24 at Brixton Academy in London on Saturday.
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, April 27, 2005, 21:53:50 »

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yeovil red (or can i call you jamie) why have you got a cricket lad on your aviator? I keep thinking your some bore like boeta or cricketfan2004. Change it to something quirky


Yes you can call me Jamie(how do you know?)

Its Ian Blackwell ,Im his and Somersets biggest fan since yesterday Cool
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, April 27, 2005, 21:54:08 »

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I could take out Pete Doherty, at least no-one would care.


Don't kill Doherty, just maim him terribly otherwise he'll become some sort of idol like Kurt Cobain did.
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, April 27, 2005, 21:54:19 »

i like Pete Doherty  Cool 0


drugs are cool \o/
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signed him from Huddersfield his name is Tommy Miller,
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, April 27, 2005, 21:54:35 »

mr pybus has moved over to the sunny side  Cool

apparently
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, April 27, 2005, 21:54:59 »

change it please. I dont know why i know your name. i just always have
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, April 27, 2005, 21:55:23 »

Can he kill Keane. They are just a plie of annoying shit.
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ee the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm

I annoyed Yeovilred 28/01/06
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« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, April 27, 2005, 21:56:54 »

don't you think that if tom killed a superstar they'd hunt him down and torture him rather quickly

it would be a lot more effective if he went round people's tents in the night and killed everyone at the festival one by one

okay so it would mean leaving some pretentious musical twats still alive but it sure will get tom some street cred

we just need to think up a good serial killer name
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, April 27, 2005, 21:57:49 »

most of the people in the tents will be pretentious musical twats
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« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, April 27, 2005, 21:59:57 »

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I could take out Pete Doherty, at least no-one would care.


Don't kill Doherty, just maim him terribly otherwise he'll become some sort of idol like Kurt Cobain did.


You may be right actually. Nigel Kennedy is there.  He's looked a bit ropey in recent years, and quite annoyng too.
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