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« Reply #60 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:59:38 » |
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I think you should adopt the chart for household chores. Give him a gold star if he does it and when he gets 5 stars he gets a shag  |
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STFCBird
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« Reply #61 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:01:04 » |
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Won't happen Lady
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Sussex
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« Reply #62 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:03:58 » |
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I put a binbag in the external cupboard thing today. Fucksake, what more can I do! |
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STFCBird
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« Reply #63 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:09:26 » |
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I put a binbag in the external cupboard thing today. Fucksake, what more can I do! Take the 6 black sacks stinking out the bin cupboard down the dump, wash the bed sheets and clean the fucking microwave! |
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« Reply #64 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:11:04 » |
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I put a binbag in the external cupboard thing today. Fucksake, what more can I do! Take the 6 black sacks stinking out the bin cupboard down the dump, wash the bed sheets and clean the fucking microwave! Or birdy maybe you should recycle dont dirty the sheets and use the fucking oven. I told her sussex |
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STFCBird
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« Reply #65 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:16:56 » |
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he's got til 9pm when i get home!
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STFCBird
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« Reply #66 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:23:04 » |
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p.s he blew up the gravy in the microwave, I don't live there to dirty the bed sheets or recycle. It's all his!
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« Reply #67 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:23:40 » |
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I dont believe this.
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« Reply #68 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:24:27 » |
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p.s he blew up the gravy in the microwave, I don't live there to dirty the bed sheets or recycle. It's all his! Terrorist, you never know what walk of life they might come from!!! |
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« Reply #69 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:34:48 » |
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Ben seems to be strangely silent on this subject ?
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Simon Pieman
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« Reply #70 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:36:22 » |
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I think you should adopt the chart for household chores. Give him a gold star if he does it and when he gets 5 stars he gets a shag If you're up for impressing the lady with very little effort, take her to you local KFC restaurant. She'll soon forget about the chores and the reward system. Of course the Colonel is already prepared for this - the wet wipes are there for a reason. |
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« Reply #71 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:43:29 » |
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This thread is a disaster.
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dell boy
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« Reply #72 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:51:34 » |
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I blame parents for the fascination in pooing habits.
They all are so encouraging and pleased with you when your a toddler - saying theres a 'good boy/girl, well done' after you just pooed in the pottie.
Then when you are three or four they shout at you for doing the same thing in the toilet because you forgot to pull the chain, never asked you to do that when you started this pooing thing all on your own.
It goes on and on through your life and in your early teens some actually shit themselves when they've had too much to drink, then make a cock-and-bull story that they lost their pants and trousers on the way home after a night out.
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Sussex
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« Reply #73 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 14:52:29 » |
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Totally. I'm going to put a DVD on and hope the house cleans itself. 5 hours until a bollocking then..  |
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jayohaitchenn
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« Reply #74 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 16:05:29 » |
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To see girls fascinated by poo go to: http://www.2girls1cup.comNOT WORK SAFE! |
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