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« Reply #30 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:20:14 »

I dont like pooing outside of my home.

At Nationwide my body was timed to the time the toilets were cleaned! as soon as they were clean I was the first one in there

11:15am on the dot Oops
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« Reply #31 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:20:53 »

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my friend went on holiday with her new boyfriend and she couldnt do a poo for a week cause she didnt want to poo in the hotel room whilst he was there  Soapy Tit Wank


I needed a dump at my ex girlfriend's house but was too scared to go so I told her I was popping out for some fags. I then went and had one at the garage  Soapy Tit Wank


as long as it was not in her garage  :shock:
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« Reply #32 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:22:48 »

Ralph thats really funny I didnt know boys did things like that too!
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« Reply #33 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:26:25 »

Her house was really posh, marble floor and everything. Her mum was really nice too so I didn't want to offend them.
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« Reply #34 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:26:59 »

The cleaner at work has a nasty habit of arriving to clean our floor's loo whilst I'm sat on the crapper - every single day.

No matter what time of the morning I go, 9 times out of 10 I get interrupted by the cleaner.
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« Reply #35 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:27:49 »

Nice thread.  :|
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« Reply #36 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:29:39 »

Come on Sussex, thought you'd have more of an input than that!  Tongue
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« Reply #37 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:31:23 »

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The cleaner at work has a nasty habit of arriving to clean our floor's loo whilst I'm sat on the crapper - every single day.

No matter what time of the morning I go, 9 times out of 10 I get interrupted by the cleaner.


Our cleaner at work is a special needs guy. One day I walked in the toilet and he had his hand right down the crapper fishing around.

I asked ''what are you doing mate'' ?

He replied ''I dropped my chewing gum down here''.  Shocked  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #38 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:38:21 »

Pooing at work is the best - you get paid for it!
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« Reply #39 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:39:42 »

we had a bad poo related incident in the male change at the leisure centre the other weekend

luckily it was in the male change!

kids had been flinging poo
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« Reply #40 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:39:50 »

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Pooing at work is the best - you get paid for it!


Yes but I get put off when a work colleague goes it the trap next to you. Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #41 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:40:20 »

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we had a bad poo related incident in the male change at the leisure centre the other weekend

luckily


Do tell. Cheesy
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« Reply #42 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:42:34 »

This thread reminds me of the story that (I think it was Pumbaa, correct me if I'm wrong) posted not that long ago.  What an ace read.
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« Reply #43 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:42:43 »

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we had a bad poo related incident in the male change at the leisure centre the other weekend

luckily it was in the male change!

kids had been flinging poo


nice  
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« Reply #44 on: Wednesday, April 9, 2008, 13:43:36 »

Ralph I pressed submit too quick! see amended post

Kids were flinging poo

there was a big pooey handprint on the wall and lumps of poo everywhere
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