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« on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 17:35:54 » |
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Pigeons that is!!...while driving today i hit 2 of the poor things,so a semi serious question to you all is there a proper reason why they seem more thicker than Essex birds....they dont seem as aware as other things flying about.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #1 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 17:37:44 » |
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I saw one so fat in town it coudln't fly. I've never laughed so hard in my life
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« Reply #2 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 17:39:51 » |
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pigeon murderer
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flammableBen
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« Reply #3 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 17:40:18 » |
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Pigeons navigate using tiny little magnets in their brain, mobile phone signals horribly interfere with this, confusing the fuck out of them. That's why you don't see so many pigeons around built up areas any more.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #4 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 17:42:03 » |
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I didn't feed it! There little more than rats with wings anyway. The ones in town aren't even scared of people anymore
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« Reply #5 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 17:47:03 » |
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I have hit two pigeons in my car. You could say that I am "on a hattrick".
I have also hit a gull, run over a badger, and a fox too. The badger broke my exhaust.
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« Reply #6 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 20:00:21 » |
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My mate was dropping me off in town the other day, we went in a carpark and there was a pigeon in the road and she refused to move her car until the pigeon had moved! She was there beeping her horn and waving her arms out the window to try and save the pigeon, eventually it moved so we parked in a space, a car comes round the corner and runs over the pigeon she had been trying to save for 10 minutes!  |
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« Reply #7 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 20:02:25 » |
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Did you have your mobile on?
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« Reply #8 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 20:13:52 » |
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A pigeon flew into the side of my car the other day. There were 3 of us in it all with mobiles and all on different networks.
Am I bad, Ben?
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« Reply #9 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 20:22:53 » |
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Yep.
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Reg Smeeton
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« Reply #10 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 20:29:08 » |
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« Reply #11 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 21:07:40 » |
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Did you have your mobile on? I did, as did my friend! So we both contributed to that poor pigeon's death?  |
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flammableBen
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« Reply #12 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 21:13:24 » |
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Nah not really. I just made up that Mobile Phone Pigeon thing. I wanted to start my own Urban Myth, but I've decided I don't have the patience to let people believe it.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 21:14:15 » |
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The magnet bits true isn't it?
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, April 1, 2008, 21:27:54 » |
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I think that pigeons have evolved to think cars are friendly and unless they see one of there mates get splattered they will never know that cars are their enemies...
On the other hand i must say pheasants are even more stupider than pigeons. i must of ran over at least 50 odd out in the sticks! they get out your way then panic and run back into the road :shock:
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