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« on: Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:20:53 »

I was just wondering, is it now compulsory to constantly refer to our no.9 as 'Super Sam'?

It just seems a bit gay, that's all.
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:22:02 »

Yes it is compulsory

No its not gay

Hope that clears things up Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:27:16 »

Isn't that how he was Christened?

If not, perhaps he should change it by deed-poll like that wierdo 'Swindon Dave' or whatever he changed his name to.

I think when he leaves we should retire the Super Sammy Parkin song for ever more, no other player with a suitably fitting name could ever possibly live up to it.  It should only be sang upon Sam's return to the CG in whatever capacity that may be.

ps. No it's not gay.
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:29:32 »

its not as gay as sammy 'the showman' igoe, or christian 'the welsh wizard' roberts - which is what the announcer does every frickin' game
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:33:09 »

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its not as gay as sammy 'the showman' igoe, or christian 'the welsh wizard' roberts - which is what the announcer does every frickin' game


Indeed, when was the last time Igoe put any sort of show on, and I've never seen Roberts pull a dragon out of a hat on the pitch.
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:33:45 »

Sammy "the showman" has to be the worst nickname of all.  If I was Igoe I'd squirm with embarassment every time the announcer shouts it out.  Fuck me I'd pick on him in training if I was a fellow player.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:39:40 »

Sammy 'The Showman' Igoe.  Yes that is indeed a bit of a toe curler.  It's not like he's even that much cop really!

If it was Wayne 'The Showman' Rooney or Jo 'The Showman' Cole that would still be a bit embarassing but at least there would be some justification for it.

People who say 'Oooooh, Super Sam' are definitely gayers though :twisted:

T'is a FACT!
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:41:20 »

Sammy "the underachiever" Igoe would be more like it
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:44:45 »

Sammy 'Was absolutely fantastic on his debut, in fact the best debut I have seen from a Town player but has done piss all since' Igoe would also ring a little bit truer Wink
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:49:20 »

going back to the original point cant believe someone with "love Shaun xxx" as a sig is saying Super Sammy sounds gay Wink

Sammy "looks like a cross between skeletor from he-man and a unborn baby" Igoe would be my 2nd entry
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:56:13 »

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going back to the original point cant believe someone with "love Shaun xxx" as a sig is saying Super Sammy sounds gay Wink



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« Reply #11 on: Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:57:06 »

I'm still waiting for the 'show'...i wonder what it would entail..
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:57:42 »

He's called Parkin.  End of.
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, April 25, 2005, 11:57:57 »

Now Paul Weller lyrics are THE gayest thing ever Wink
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, April 25, 2005, 12:01:42 »

Here are a few alternatives for the geezer to read out at the last game:

Rhys 'ok at shot stopping but not much else' Evans
Brian 'oooh look at me, I'm great' Howard
Matt 'distribution skills of a baby elephant' Heywood
Sean 'I've got a lovely car' O'Hanlon

There a bit rubbish really but you can't be 'on' all the time can you?
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