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« Reply #45 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 16:43:01 »

oh my god where do you guys work?
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« Reply #46 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 16:58:23 »

Why, do you want a job? I think you'd fit right in.  Cheesy
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« Reply #47 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 17:20:11 »

I used to work with this guy, Spenser, who was a bit of a window licker. He said he was 'severly dyslexic' and therefore could not cash drop his till (i.e. take out £100 when the till has over £200 in it) or count it at the end of the shift. I basically had to do his jobs as well as mine on a closing shift which was very stressful on a busy friday night. Eventually the manager got the point, after all the complaints received about him from customers and staff.

He now works at the Odeon with two of my former housemates, who I never really got on with. I like to think they all sit around and reminisce about me fondly Cheesy
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« Reply #48 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 17:30:20 »

I had some guy working for me once, he really was not the full ticket.

He was utter shite at his job, constantly late and his general attitude sucked.

The bloke was so fucking thick that he would need to call me 2/3 times a week to ask where the office is. And conversations went along the lines of.

Me: Where are you?, you're late again.
Him: I can't find the office.
Me: Well jump on a motorbike taxi then. Where abouts are you?
Him: I don't know where I am, where is the nearest motorbike taxi stand to me?

Dumb cunt, he didn't last long.
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« Reply #49 on: Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 00:05:38 »

my PA is a bit thick but she takes it up the arse

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« Reply #50 on: Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 00:13:00 »

I think i'm probably the weird colleague Cool
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« Reply #51 on: Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 08:18:05 »

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The whole of our IT department. In fact people that work in IT in general.  Tongue


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« Reply #52 on: Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 08:33:07 »

i work in the same building as scot munro  Sad
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« Reply #53 on: Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 09:01:46 »

I hate one of my colleagues with a passion, he has no IT experience or qualifications but got the senoir position over me because he was an internal candidate.  He thinks I am here to be his bitch and wait on him.  He is a whiny cunt and I want to punch him the the fucking face with a hand made of razor blades
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« Reply #54 on: Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 17:55:35 »

To eb honest I probbaly am the office nutter!
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« Reply #55 on: Wednesday, February 13, 2008, 18:47:41 »

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To eb honest I probbaly am the office nutter!


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Do you walk round with a trolley and a ginger wig on?
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« Reply #56 on: Thursday, February 14, 2008, 08:41:36 »

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To eb honest I probbaly am the office nutter!


Dear god...Colin Hunt...?

Do you walk round with a trolley and a ginger wig on?


Um no, but a office full of cockneys is enough  to drive anyone fuckin mad.
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« Reply #57 on: Thursday, February 14, 2008, 08:47:31 »

We've got a Welsh woman who works in the restaurant and she's not the brightest... She starts conversations off with people at the front of the queue then carries it on with everyone behind them. They aren't even good conversations, last time she served me she was showing me a picture of a cactus plant she was looking after. I went back later that day and she was showing everyone else the same picture.

Entertaining though, if extremely irritating.
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« Reply #58 on: Saturday, February 16, 2008, 14:27:04 »

We've got some Northern Cunt from Grimsby at work who's stalker-tastic when it comes to Bruce Springsteen, he's going to 24 of the 27 world tour dates and he has also admitted that he spends up to 12 hours a time outside Bruce Springsteen's Hotel.  :shock:
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« Reply #59 on: Saturday, February 16, 2008, 14:56:03 »

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We've got some Northern Cunt from Grimsby at work who's stalker-tastic when it comes to Bruce Springsteen, he's going to 24 of the 27 world tour dates and he has also admitted that he spends up to 12 hours a time outside Bruce Springsteen's Hotel.  :shock:
That IS weird
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