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« Reply #30 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 14:48:28 » |
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How does one go about finding these desperate women with which to start these internet romances? Sounds like fun. I wouldn't defraud them as much as those Nigerians either.
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« Reply #31 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 14:49:33 » |
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pm me or mex we have lots of addresses
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« Reply #32 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 14:50:11 » |
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How does one go about finding these desperate women with which to start these internet romances? Sounds like fun. I wouldn't defraud them as much as those Nigerians either. I think you might of watched the TV programme I watched last night!? |
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« Reply #33 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 14:52:57 » |
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Nope. Don't think I watched any telly last night. Was there some super fit desperate tinterweb ladies saying that they want unemployed skint geeky sexy men like me?
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« Reply #34 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 15:05:56 » |
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I think it was tonight with Big Trev
Im sorry but it was mostly obese northerners who couldnt string a sentence together who thought they were being wooed by wealthy American models
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« Reply #35 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 15:11:32 » |
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mmm... obese northerners.
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« Reply #36 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 15:16:05 » |
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From what I saw all you need to do is write them a bit of crappy poetry and send them a bunch of flowers with a soppy note then pretnend you have been robbed and have no money and they give you there life savings... EASY!
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« Reply #37 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 15:25:11 » |
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We've got some right weirdos.
There's the 27 stone woman who eats about 10 meals a day, who's just finished work early today because she's flying out to Morrocco tomorrow to marry a heavyweight champion boxer she met over the internet when he randomly emailed her. True story. Hahaha, the henna bird! I used to chat to her when i popped out for a fag. I must've been told about her boyfriend a million times. She showed me a photo once and i just found myself asking, what's in it for him? Oh well, we all have our crosses to bear and perhaps his is women partial to the odd snack. |
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« Reply #38 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 15:26:36 » |
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Alot of the Thai bar girls do something similar out here, sending messages back to their "Boyfriend" back in Europe, UK, US or wherever.
They send Emails along the lines of "I love you soo much baby, I don't want to work in bar again but I have no money for my rent and for food, if you send me money then I don't have to work in bar again and I dont have to sleep with another man again, please send me money because I want to be only yours"
So the BF sends the money to stop her from working in a go-go bar, she then collects the money along with the money that the other 20 or so BF's sent her, after receiving the same copied and pasted email. And then heads off to work, in a go-go bar to find more "Boyfriends"
Some of them are MINTED.
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There was this bloke, about 55ish, who used to come in to the Esso i worked in when i was about 16. He used to bring his 'girlfriend' in with him who couldn't have been a day over 25. She spoke very broken English and he would always hold her hand and kiss her loads, for no reason other than to show she was his.
It used to make me feel sorry for him that he was proud and liked to show her off, while clearly she was less than and perhaps even looked uncomfortable. We all have our crosses...
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« Reply #40 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 15:44:48 » |
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Hahaha, the henna bird!
I used to chat to her when i popped out for a fag. I must've been told about her boyfriend a million times. She showed me a photo once and i just found myself asking, what's in it for him?
Oh well, we all have our crosses to bear and perhaps his is women partial to the odd snack. I tell you, this place is riddled with fucking retards. That Jason fella who used to work in the contact centre, he was a bit of a spazzer... |
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« Reply #41 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 15:46:16 » |
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Hahaha, the henna bird!
I used to chat to her when i popped out for a fag. I must've been told about her boyfriend a million times. She showed me a photo once and i just found myself asking, what's in it for him?
Oh well, we all have our crosses to bear and perhaps his is women partial to the odd snack. I tell you, this place is riddled with fucking retards. That Jason fella who used to work in the contact centre, he was a bit of a spazzer...  |
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« Reply #42 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 15:59:31 » |
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 Mate, I swear the cc is 90% made up of people who got moved down from remedial class. I used to do a spot of coaching to the new starters and some people seem to be completely unable to absorb anything. You have to repeat almost everything over and over to no avail. Just basic DP would take months some times. I had one 'tard who I used to log breaches for about 10 times in any given day. And being the lazy cunt that i am, i barely logged a fraction of what i should've because it was pointless. In the end he was pulled off the phones and given a one on one day of DP training. Little changed post training and he left shortly after. |
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« Reply #43 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 16:03:44 » |
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Did you ever have the pleasure of meeting Barry Morris?
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« Reply #44 on: Tuesday, February 12, 2008, 16:09:04 » |
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Did you ever have the pleasure of meeting Barry Morris?  I coached him for complaints, a real joy. He reminded me of the bloke who made his daughter a theatre type from Extras. Barry "Honest i'm not gay, look i've got kids and stuff" Morris. |
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