Im Getting married again...........4 times

[Simon Pieman]

Half of everything for each one you marry when it all goes wrong! Fuck that

Won't it be a quarter?

[Bushey Boy]

Dependent on how and when each divorce happens smart arse

[Simon Pieman]

Yeah, I suppose worst case scenario would be 1/16 of everything or something like that.

[Jamiesfuturewife]

enough with the maths!  geeks

[Ralphy]

What happens when you get married if you've never had a sex life?

[axs]

nothing changes, but the washing up disappears.

[Reg Smeeton]

I read today that the Archbishop of Canterbury has stated that the introduction of Sharia Law into Britain is inevitable.....I reckon it'll get Islam a lot of converts, presunably if someone burgles you, then you can get their hand chopped off.