Here comes tans to put out the fire
He's got less balls than an all girl choir
Of his posts I'll never tire
Yeah, that's right, I'm a liar.
Ralphy is his homeboy brother
They like to play with each other
One gay post followed by another
His bird's old enough to be his mother
He said to the sailor, please be gentle
Cos he makes cash from anus rental
Got lots of problems, most of them dental
and his cock's the size of an unsoaked lentil.
