just laid down some new rhymes and sent me one
His name is Fred and he's straight outta Stratton
He'll shag any bird even a fat 'un
He packs a punch like Ricky Hatton
Got a ring like Uranus and balls like Saturn
Give him a dancefloor and yeah he'll funk it
Give him a mic and yeah he'll punk it
Give him a hobnob and yeah, he'll dunk it
He's had more dogs than David Blunkett
He's hip to the groove, he's all the rage
Most of his friends are half his age
That's because he's down with the scene
Like Oliver Reed meets Mr Bean
Homeboy Fred is being hassled by the man
He got a bit pissed and they gave him a ban
If anyone can do it big Fred can
Cos he's eaten more pies than Desperate Dan
Some jumped up prick on a personal vendetta
Who's favourite cheese is probably feta
Sent Fred a muthafuckin' letter
He's a cock and Fred is better.
Yeah, yeah, yeah GUFF is in da place. GUFF is in your face!!
