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« on: Sunday, January 27, 2008, 10:02:50 »

That fat kid they keep showing crying when Havant scored (on the news, MOTD etc) can't help thinking he's not crying because of the emotion of the moment, but because he's just seen himself on one of the big screens and realised that not only is skinny fit not a good look on chubby teens, but also that he's about to be exposed to national humiliation for his ill-fated wardrobe choice.
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« Reply #1 on: Sunday, January 27, 2008, 10:35:12 »

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That fat kid they keep showing crying when Havant scored (on the news, MOTD etc) can't help thinking he's not crying because of the emotion of the moment, but because he's just seen himself on one of the big screens and realised that not only is skinny fit not a good look on chubby teens, but also that he's about to be exposed to national humiliation for his ill-fated wardrobe choice.


Do you have kids Paul?

Way to nurture!
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« Reply #2 on: Sunday, January 27, 2008, 10:36:28 »

Yeah two. It was a joke. Sheesh
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« Reply #3 on: Sunday, January 27, 2008, 10:42:49 »

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Yeah two. It was a joke. Sheesh

so was mine - whoosh.

Nothing like humiliaton to get the little bastards in line.  If you can't beat them then at least you can take the piss out of them in front of their friends!
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« Reply #4 on: Sunday, January 27, 2008, 10:48:48 »

Oops I think I've just been left bitter by our exit from the FA Cup at Barnet so all attempts by the media to do their "romance of the cup" bring out the nasty cynical side in me. I fully accept that this is my problem and I'm just jealous of the fat kid cos he was watching his team scoring at Anfield not me. I have FA Cup issues
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« Reply #5 on: Sunday, January 27, 2008, 13:28:41 »

His mates are going to rip the piss on Monday.

(The fat kids, not Pauld's).
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« Reply #6 on: Sunday, January 27, 2008, 14:52:41 »

I think somebody told him the pies were sold out
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« Reply #7 on: Sunday, January 27, 2008, 22:33:43 »

What i wanna know is, if you are that fat why bring attention to your self in a match televised all around the world by crying it will only make matters worse; Your fat and an emotional twat.
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, January 28, 2008, 11:46:40 »

Please could someone post a picture of this fat kid?? I never saw him - I feel like Im missing out
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, January 28, 2008, 11:55:08 »

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Please could someone post a picture of this fat kid?? I never saw him - I feel like Im missing out


I would but I don't had a wide lens on my camera
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, January 28, 2008, 18:58:57 »

I went up to Anfield for the match as my sisters boyfriend is a massive Havant fan - that fat kid was sat at the end of my row!!  Leg room in the away end at Anfield is shit so was a real squeeze trying to get past him to go for a piss at half time!!!  :?
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