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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #15 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 21:30:10 »

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My grandmother was scottish, my mother was born in scotland, I am proper ginger and I have several bottles of scotch in my house.

However, I decided at an early age that being English was much better, and I fucking hate offal.


   
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« Reply #16 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 21:31:46 »

i qualify to play for scotland as I once ate in an Aberdeen Steak House.

So what's the crack with singing to the haggis before eating it then Jan? That and the skirt thing, it's all too bloody weird.
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« Reply #17 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 22:02:15 »

To be honest Burns baffles me, addressing the haggis and all that?  I just eat the fuckers.  As for the kilt issue, don't knock it til you try it, very refreshing around the crown jewels!!
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« Reply #18 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 22:07:05 »

i've worn a kilt! does this mean i'm definitely scottish?
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« Reply #19 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 22:12:23 »

Either that or you just like wearing women's clothes.
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« Reply #20 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 22:13:25 »

definitely the latter.
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« Reply #21 on: Friday, January 25, 2008, 22:16:00 »

Good, being Scottish is definitely the worser of the two.
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« Reply #22 on: Sunday, January 27, 2008, 21:22:37 »

Hehe, Fred's a closet sweatie  

I went to a Burns Supper on Friday night, an absolute fucking riot. I don't remember much. Apparantly I was shagging the Australian Exchange Officer who works in my office. And yes, he's male..... Oops

I'm led to believe there is pictorial evidence. Oh deary me..... :-))(
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« Reply #23 on: Monday, January 28, 2008, 08:58:07 »

I'm so glad my wife doesn't read this board.
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« Reply #24 on: Monday, January 28, 2008, 13:04:55 »

Sorry, was out on the piss for Burns night Beers If I had known that all of you were so desperate to be Scottish and were  after information I would have been here sooner Soapy Tit Wank
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Vi er best i verden! Vi er best i verden! Vi har slått England 2-1 i fotball!! Det er aldeles utrolig! Vi har slått England! England, kjempers fødeland. Lord Nelson, Lord Beaverbrook, Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Anthony Eden, Clement Attlee, Henry Cooper, Lady Diana--vi har slått dem alle sammen. Vi har slått dem alle sammen. Maggie Thatcher can you hear me?
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« Reply #25 on: Monday, January 28, 2008, 13:34:12 »

Nothing beats St Paddys day.
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« Reply #26 on: Monday, January 28, 2008, 13:41:31 »

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Nothing beats St Paddys day.


definitely not St Georges' day.
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« Reply #27 on: Monday, January 28, 2008, 13:42:42 »

St Georges day is rubbish.  We all know that.
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Fred Elliot
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« Reply #28 on: Monday, January 28, 2008, 13:44:14 »

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St Georges day is rubbish.  We all know that.


Jenna's birthday

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