Latest rant from Boris on Oxfordshire forums, whoever he is - genius:
I very sorry for many hurt feeling. English is very hard to language, but in Belarus we say footbal is international tongue. I want to be friend when I work in taxi in Oxford, so I go to I look at Oxford Football www site here to buy shirt for when I drive Oxford -
http://www.oufcdirect.co.uk. Shirt is too expensiv (for 45 ponds I think I pay one monnth rent in Oxford). But there is sign photo of old man (he is owner maybe). I want to buy to put in my car to show I am friendly (so pasanger not run away before pay money). It still cost 2 pound. For this I buy tikket to see Minsk-v-Homel. But old man look like Bernd Stange - manager of Belarus national footbal team. I have photo of Bernd Stange. My brother-in-law go to his girlfriend apartment to fix wash machine. she wear little clothes so my brother in law break his pipe and cause big flood. She say she not pay nothing so he take photo of Mr Stange and give it to me. I think no one will see it is not Oxford boss.
Scum - this word makes me laughg because we say Dinamo-Minsk is like scum becasue they always floating to the top. We say FK Homel is like sheet becasue they always sink to bottom (my cousin was man for cleaning sheet from villages in Homel and he says it true.)
BoRIS
PS Please not say anything unkind about Mr Lukashenko to me here. He a national hero.
