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ronnie21

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« on: Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 18:44:48 »

New CEO, Nick Watkins, is hoping to create the Swindon Experience on matchdays.  Well, Mr Watkins, the experience would be a whole lot better if you changed the little Hitlers, sorry the stewards, and quickly.  You could start with that excuse for a steward - John Moorhouse - the one who frequents internet forums posing as a squaddie based in Iraq!  He's just a bloody minded imposter out to cause trouble!!
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« Reply #1 on: Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 18:47:10 »

I think we need big Foam Hands and Beer Hats.

Maybe this could be time to ask about our moat?
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« Reply #2 on: Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 18:49:31 »

if we're talking swindon experience, maybe he could install little roundabouts at the end of every row in the south stand, that might help the flow of people leaving 5 minutes before the end?
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« Reply #3 on: Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 18:50:34 »

Also for those who cannot make matchdays sometimes would it be possible to change the "Swindon experience" back to Radio Swindon from Brunel? Cheers.
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« Reply #4 on: Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 18:50:48 »

How about cheerleaders and fireworks before the games?

We could have people selling popcorn and pretzels in the stands.............
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« Reply #5 on: Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 18:52:17 »

How about knocking 5 quid off of the tickets
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« Reply #6 on: Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 18:54:55 »

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We could have people selling popcorn and pretzels in the stands.............


We need monkeys doing this
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« Reply #7 on: Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 19:22:31 »

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We could have people selling popcorn and pretzels in the stands.............


We need monkeys doing this
A job for Moorhouse then!!
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« Reply #8 on: Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 19:24:14 »

Fire Juggler Eaters
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« Reply #9 on: Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 19:25:35 »

Quote from: "ronnie21"
Quote from: "Oevil red"
Quote from: "herthab"

We could have people selling popcorn and pretzels in the stands.............


We need monkeys doing this
A job for Moorhouse then!!


I could think of better ones
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« Reply #10 on: Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 19:27:54 »

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How about cheerleaders and fireworks before the games?

We could have people selling popcorn and pretzels in the stands.............


 Bring back The Robinettes......(or the Swindon Town Girls for our older readers)
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« Reply #11 on: Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 19:34:21 »

Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "herthab"
How about cheerleaders and fireworks before the games?

We could have people selling popcorn and pretzels in the stands.............


 Bring back The Robinettes......(or the Swindon Town Girls for our older readers)


Only if they are a little older than before so when you ogle them you don't get labeled a perv as they are jail bait  Soapy Tit Wank
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #12 on: Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 19:34:28 »

Lap dancers?
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« Reply #13 on: Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 20:44:55 »

Quote from: "Power to people"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "herthab"
How about cheerleaders and fireworks before the games?

We could have people selling popcorn and pretzels in the stands.............


 Bring back The Robinettes......(or the Swindon Town Girls for our older readers)


Only if they are a little older than before so when you ogle them you don't get labeled a perv as they are jail bait  Soapy Tit Wank


You gotta love a good JoJo though. Actually JoJo sold out because she's now legal. Booooo!
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dell boy

« Reply #14 on: Wednesday, January 16, 2008, 20:47:06 »

Quote from: "Power to people"
Quote from: "Reg Smeeton"
Quote from: "herthab"
How about cheerleaders and fireworks before the games?

We could have people selling popcorn and pretzels in the stands.............


 Bring back The Robinettes......(or the Swindon Town Girls for our older readers)


Only if they are a little older than before so when you ogle them you don't get labeled a perv as they are jail bait  Soapy Tit Wank

Bring back the originals, plenty a good tune played on a old fiddle Cool
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