You probably didn't know your mobile phone could do this!

[Samdy Gray]

I dare someone to try *#7780#  

[axs]

only works on Nokias i think Sam.

[Chubbs]

what does it do?

[Samdy Gray]

Try it  

[Chubbs]

tried it, does fuck all

[janaage]

Does it not reset your phone to factory settings, and wipe all your information.  I had to type in a number like that when my phone had a bug.

[axs]

gets you free porn instantly. honest.

[dell boy]

Also what sort of plank could lock their keys in the car if it's remote central locking?  

This plank did with a hire car, Peugeot 307HDi.
If you open the door as I did to get something out of the glove box and the leave the keys on the seat whilst I fiddled in the glove box, if you also do not put the keys in the ignition and then close the door it will self-lock in 30 seconds.

[Samdy Gray]

Or coincidentally also with a Peugeot 307 HDI, you can leave your bag containing your car keys in the car after the missus has picked you up, then forget to pick up said bag, the missus fucks off to work with her car keys leaving yours locked in the car.

[Sippo]

I've just tried the battery one as mine is about to die and it does fuck all.  :x

[DMR]

Hahaha, number 4.

When we were on a lads holiday in Polzeath back in 2006, one of the boys left is phone on the pub table when he went for a slash... we got into it, got the serial number then rang up and reported it stolen and it got zapped.

He was proper fucked off