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Bushey Boy

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« on: Monday, January 14, 2008, 22:33:27 »

I dont half get in them, meeting my new lasses sister and bloke tomorrow night (im stupidly busy at present so stuck in meetings and couldnt go to Barnet) they suggested going up Old Town but as a joke suggested later on it would be funny to go to Rouge cos they think I will go red.  Some may know, I sort of had a bit of fun with a dancer from there and if I am made to go in the lace to go in im fucked, I never pay to get in as doormen know me and they girls know me as I have a laugh with them.

This may be a problem.

Any suggestions? or does anyone else get in situations

I will await Miss Angry to make some witty snide remark  Cheesy
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JPC82

« Reply #1 on: Monday, January 14, 2008, 22:36:43 »

dont go to rouge
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, January 14, 2008, 22:40:14 »

you can get in free...rub it in their faces, possibly off a stage with no clothes on
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #3 on: Monday, January 14, 2008, 22:44:26 »

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dont go to rouge


To second that:

Wood's, trees and can't see are 4 words that spring to mind.
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, January 14, 2008, 22:46:40 »

yeah but what if they think its funny to go, fuck it ive text suggesting I dive and we go Wanborough
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Sussex

« Reply #5 on: Monday, January 14, 2008, 22:47:13 »

Take a nice bottle of Red and use the trusty firm handshake for the bloke.

And don't try not to knob her sister.

Just call me Diedrie.

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« Reply #6 on: Monday, January 14, 2008, 22:48:53 »

go in there knowing everyone and if they ask why you are so friendly with doormen and ladies who take their clothes off, claim they are all tennants and you rent to them.....nothing to do with where they work and how often you visit at all!
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, January 14, 2008, 22:49:03 »

Oh dear, i wanna hug you... put you at ease... then step back, laugh, point and shout i told you so  Cheesy
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, January 14, 2008, 22:50:02 »

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yeah but what if they think its funny to go, fuck it ive text suggesting I dive and we go Wanborough


 Wanborough is good if you're trying to be sensible.....watch out though it may create the wrong impression.
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, January 14, 2008, 22:52:45 »

Ash, really if you want anything from this then just explain to her... the nice story though, the one where your friend is a drunk who loves to go there and you need to keep an eye on him cos you're such a good friend.... not that you may have poked any of them!
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BANGKOK RED

« Reply #10 on: Monday, January 14, 2008, 22:54:24 »

Oooh

Bushey, here;s woud I would try:

Ply him with Beer and spirits all night, so that he gets absolutely bladdered and has to go home early!.............

A) The upside is that it could work

B) The downside is that he may be able to handle his grog, manages to attend this 'rouge' place and your wallett end's up a bit lighter though attempting A).
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, January 14, 2008, 22:54:25 »

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yeah but what if they think its funny to go, fuck it ive text suggesting I dive and we go Wanborough

I know I'm pissed but should that be "drive"?  Who would "dive" in Wanborough?  All the naughty places are down south like Worthing and Littlehampton
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, January 14, 2008, 23:05:19 »

I meant drive, its cool, im on driving duty now so its wanborough.  Surely the blokes on here must of had some funny situations.

Oh and ms Angry - is that what he told you? It was all my fault, mmm quite frankly thats harsh  Cheesy
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McLovin

« Reply #13 on: Tuesday, January 15, 2008, 09:10:50 »

My missus paid for me to get into Rouge the other week. That was nice of her...
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« Reply #14 on: Tuesday, January 15, 2008, 11:02:35 »

Your mrs looks such a quiet girl as well  Cheesy
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