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Peter Venkman
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« Reply #15 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 19:36:14 »

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i literally have no idea how to time these volleys...


Kick it in direct line with where you want it to go exactly at the moment it hits the ground on the bounce or just before but never just after!
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« Reply #16 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 20:04:46 »

I was at Brighton and just beat Swindon 3-2 with my first hattrick!
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« Reply #17 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 20:22:02 »

i started with posh, played for 2 seasons, and now with swindon....victoria is a bitch, wont leave you alone.
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« Reply #18 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 20:30:32 »

Yay Swindon want me, I dumped tracey though and now the ladies hate me Sad
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« Reply #19 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 20:40:44 »

ye i got that, i dumped victoria, and then no girls wanted me, only until i moved clubs.
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« Reply #20 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 20:50:15 »

Finished my career at Charlton, getting paid bout 11k a week.  Played as Andy Nicholas and went to the pub and nightclub nearly every night!  Kept getting dumped by my girlfriends and dropped by the manager for being shit in training.  Sound familiar...?
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« Reply #21 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 21:12:50 »

I should never have dumped Agnes  Sad
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« Reply #22 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 21:14:47 »

Someone should tell my mum that going to a nightclub with me is never going to help me pull Sad
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« Reply #23 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 21:18:44 »

Just got another 1.2 million ending my career at Arsenal on 50k a week but I just cannot fucking score in the pissing World Cup Final FFS 5 times I have tried...England against Germany...you come off the bench with 1 minute of extra time remaining.....fucking saved FFS!!!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #24 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 23:07:58 »

I'm at Southend now. Moved from Wycombe and now i'm going to get relegated with Southend back to the bottom league again  Soapy Tit Wank
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« Reply #25 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 23:23:31 »

he he he

i just scored a hatrick for town against leeds
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« Reply #26 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 23:31:08 »

fucking hell those volleys are hard. this shit is seriously addictive. I got dumped by Victoria. only ugly girls like me  Sad  maybe its because i play for morecambe.
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« Reply #27 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 23:32:13 »

i'm awful at this
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« Reply #28 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 23:37:56 »

Don't you just hate it when you equalise and they score straight afterwards and you don't get anymore chances to score after that?  Sad
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« Reply #29 on: Tuesday, January 8, 2008, 23:39:48 »

i had a game with ipswich where i didn't get any chances to score. however whoever i was playing had atleast three and clearly took them. i felt quite down taking my good lady out for an expensive meal after that game i can tell you
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