funny

[returnofthereds]

From the maurice malpas myspace website-

Maurice's Blurbs
About me:
Hello, my name is Maurice Malpas, im a football manager =) I manage a team called Motherwell FC, i used to be the assistant manager, bit my friend Terry Butcher went to manage Sydney, i don't know who he is but now that means i am in charge, my best friend Paul is now my assistant, we are both bald, but he wears a wig so nobody can see, it looks like a dead ferret stuck to his head. I have a big squad of players, so that its fair, i select my team completely at random and hope we can win, unfortunately it doesn't work =( the fans say funny things to me, it makes me cry. Ross McCormack was nasty to my special friend Paul, he said the training was rubbish, so he sits on the bench now, nobody insults Paul


obviously a wind up set up by a disgruntled motherwell fan then

[Jamiesfuturewife]

can someone post a pic of this wig wearing man? he sounds funny

[SwindonTartanArmy]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38429000/jpg/_38429767_hegartyappointed300.jpg