tans
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« on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 15:50:46 » |
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Just found out that I havent got a job that I have been acting up doing for the past 4 months. Absolutely gutted. Somebody say something to make me laugh  |
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magic8ball
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« Reply #1 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 15:52:38 » |
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Maurice Malpas?
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janaage
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« Reply #2 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 16:00:53 » |
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Tans, is your real name Dave Byrne or Adi Williams???
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tans
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« Reply #3 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 16:01:32 » |
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Unfortunately not Jan, however that did make me chuckle.
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janaage
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« Reply #4 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 16:04:45 » |
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Job's a good'un!!!!
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« Reply #5 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 16:08:57 » |
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How do you swat 200 flies in one go?
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
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« Reply #6 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 16:09:11 » |
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Tans are you Malfoy??? He just did the Scotland Under 21s for 4 months and never got it. If so dont worry cos theres always some idiot around the corner who will give you a job OH  |
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tans
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« Reply #7 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 16:12:20 » |
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Tans are you Malfoy??? He just did the Scotland Under 21s for 4 months and never got it. If so dont worry cos theres always some idiot around the corner who will give you a jobOH I do have a job nobhead. |
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« Reply #8 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 16:13:18 » |
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oh well .. in that case I was right!  |
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« Reply #9 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 16:15:19 » |
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This should cheer you up. Clarkson - what a cock! TV presenter Jeremy Clarkson has lost money after publishing his bank details in his newspaper column. http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7174760.stm |
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« Reply #10 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:06:09 » |
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Just found out that I havent got a job that I have been acting up doing for the past 4 months. Absolutely gutted.
although were twins the same thing happened to me 2 weeks ago...expect i had been acting for 2 months...cunts. |
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #11 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:09:49 » |
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what do you call a welshman with a stick up his ass?
a taffy apple!!!
im here all week
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« Reply #12 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:11:38 » |
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what do you call something red and slimy on a womans leg?
a homesick abortion...
joke of the day at the vodafone call centre..
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« Reply #13 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:21:15 » |
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whats brown and taps at the window?
a baby in a microwave.
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Bogus Dave
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« Reply #14 on: Monday, January 7, 2008, 22:22:46 » |
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whats small and dead?
a dead baby!!!
im here all week
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