Tescos

[Sussex]

I'm a bit sore  

[Ralphy]

Very noble of you tans.

I often help old folk out when on my round.

We're all be old one day and need help.

God this post is sounding serious.

[Simon Pieman]

Thank goodness you only deliver letters and don't write them Ralphy!  

[Sippo]

Tesco's are selling easter eggs already.  :-))(

[Lumps]

i remember a couple buying vaseline and condoms once. they might have gone to buy a cucumber afterwards, i'm not sure.

You should have told them not to use them together (oil based lubricants will weaken latex and cause it to burst) and direct them towards the KY (water based and condom safe) instead.

[red macca]

so why did your missus help and not you eh ?

fuck off tans

[tans]

i was emptying the trolley macca.

fuck off  

[red macca]

You make me sick

[otanswell]

hes made me sick for 24 years of my life